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#1
Hello all,

Welcome, to the moment you've all been waiting for.....

Welcome to the Tasks and Proofs thread for the UG Truth or Dare Challenge!

Each day (my own social life permitting) I will post a new task in this thread. It will alternate between Truths and Dares.


The Rules

1) When a task has been announced, participants will have 48 hours to post their proofs/stories. (Unless a longer time period is stipulated.

2) When posting your proofs, please quote my original post with the task so the Holy Judges know what task you are participating in.


Prizes are still being discussed, but be a team player and have some fun.

Any questions, feel free to PM me

Suggestions for new tasks and any other general business can be posted here https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1708684


Good luck!



1. RAB11- 59 Points
2. JackSaints- 57 Points
3. Minkaro- 41 Points
4. K'Nuckles- 25 points
5. Shura_FYI- 15 Points
6. ultimate-slash- 15 Points
7. ESPLTDV401DX- 10 points
8. Pastafarian96- 10 Points
9. k.lainaid- 8 points
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
Last edited by i_lovemetallica at Sep 20, 2016,
#2
Challenge No. 1

We're going to start with a nice easy dare:

Spin in a circle for one minute, then do 10 jumping jacks.

Please post proofs within 48 hours. Proofs should be in the form of a video

EDIT: Also, scoring. Successfully completing this task will be worth 10 points. Challengers who chicken out will lose 10 points

Good luck!
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
Last edited by i_lovemetallica at Sep 5, 2016,
#3
absolute madman
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#4
Now I need to find a space large enough to spin around for a minute and not slam into something
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#5
Not seen something this wild since that guy laid on the floor in the kitchen.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#6
Leave it to the Australian to propose doing something so absolutely insane.

inb4 every other challenge is horrible because we're twats who made fun of the first challenge
#7
It will only get worse from here gents I'm just lulling you all into a false sense of security before I shred away all your dignity
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#8
Alternatively, you can consider this assuring the participants are participating.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
Quote by i_lovemetallica
It will only get worse from here gents I'm just lulling you all into a false sense of security before I shred away all your dignity
gents

Shura and I don't identify as male

Now to figure out how to video it
#10
Honorary gents then

I've had a great idea for the next dare, so brace yourselves
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
Quote by i_lovemetallica


I've had a great idea for the next dare, so brace yourselves


Careful guys. Might get you to not pay for your plastic bag in the self-serve checkout or something
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#12
Quote by Pastafarian96
Now I need to find a space large enough to spin around for a minute and not slam into something


Says the Australian...
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#13
well that's too bad, op

cause that dare is against my religion

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



Last edited by k.lainad at Sep 5, 2016,
#14
Can I substitute my word for a video and the jumping jacks for laying in bed?
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#17
Do what you want cunts, see if I care

Task No. 2
TRUTH:
Most embarrassing thing you've fapped to
Edit: For an extra 5 points, tell us the story about how it all went down. What made you go to that thing, did you manage to finish, all the gory details
Worth: 10 Points

Note: Answers like "Tallie's mum" or anything equally as dumb will incur a 50 point loss

As per usual, 48 hours to respond.

Still 24 hours remaining on Challenge 1
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
Last edited by i_lovemetallica at Sep 6, 2016,
#18
Victory2134 need not answer.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#19
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Do what you want cunts, see if I care

Task No. 2
TRUTH:
Most embarrassing thing you've fapped to

Worth: 10 Points

Note: Answers like "Tallie's mum" or anything equally as dumb will incur a 50 point loss

As per usual, 48 hours to respond.

Still 24 hours remaining on Challenge 1

How is that embarrassing

Anyway, I'd have to say probably watching two people in fursuits get it on
Research for that one time, was actually kinda hot
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#20
Quote by Pastafarian96
How is that embarrassing

Anyway, I'd have to say probably watching two people in fursuits get it on
Research for that one time, was actually kinda hot

this?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#21
Uhh no, actual fursuit porn

Also I could almost change my answer to something far worse
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#22
Maybe you should
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#23
The sex scene in Team America when I was like 13
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#24
So who's keeping score?
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
I've got a spreadsheet open on my computer keeping scores.

HOLY Judges, if you think a person's attempt is too lame at a challenge, let me know
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#26
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Do what you want cunts, see if I care

Task No. 2
TRUTH:
Most embarrassing thing you've fapped to
Edit: For an extra 5 points, tell us the story about how it all went down. What made you go to that thing, did you manage to finish, all the gory details
Worth: 10 Points

Note: Answers like "Tallie's mum" or anything equally as dumb will incur a 50 point loss

As per usual, 48 hours to respond.

Still 24 hours remaining on Challenge 1


On a night shift, went to do the rounds and decided to have a 'break' alone with Page 3. Crammed myself into the toilet and went to work. Halfway through I noticed that next to the Page 3 girl was a short article about Susan Boyle, with accompanying picture.

Obviously at that point you can't unsee it, but I carried on regardless, managed to finish, and went back and completed my shift without incident.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#27
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Task No. 2
TRUTH:
Most embarrassing thing you've fapped to
Edit: For an extra 5 points, tell us the story about how it all went down. What made you go to that thing, did you manage to finish, all the gory details
Worth: 10 Points


I used to read those erotic fiction things. There was a website that "specialised" in ones about women wrestlers. So probably one of those. They're all as bad as each other.
#28
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Do what you want cunts, see if I care

Task No. 2
TRUTH:
Most embarrassing thing you've fapped to
Edit: For an extra 5 points, tell us the story about how it all went down. What made you go to that thing, did you manage to finish, all the gory details
Worth: 10 Points

Note: Answers like "Tallie's mum" or anything equally as dumb will incur a 50 point loss

As per usual, 48 hours to respond.

Still 24 hours remaining on Challenge 1


when i was 12 i beat off to a paragraph in a horror novel where this couple fuked right before getting eaten alive by spiders
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#29
Minkaro
Give an example of one.

Pastafarian96
What were your thoughts?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#30
Quote by zgr0826
Minkaro
Give an example of one.


I honestly can't remember much about them. I know there was a really messed up one about Trish Stratus, but I'm not going looking for it. You can google WOWEFA, but I'm not going back there. THE SCARS ARE TOO DEEP.
#31
Minkaro
Okie dokie.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#32
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Challenge No. 1

We're going to start with a nice easy dare:

Spin in a circle for one minute, then do 10 jumping jacks.

Please post proofs within 48 hours. Proofs should be in the form of a video

EDIT: Also, scoring. Successfully completing this task will be worth 10 points. Challengers who chicken out will lose 10 points

Good luck!


HERE I AM TO WIN THE THING.



I may have accidentally only done fifty seconds of spinning because I lost count. Yes, I know I could have got somebody to time me, but I'm not about to involve other people in this madness.
#34
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Challenge No. 1

We're going to start with a nice easy dare:

Spin in a circle for one minute, then do 10 jumping jacks.

Please post proofs within 48 hours. Proofs should be in the form of a video

EDIT: Also, scoring. Successfully completing this task will be worth 10 points. Challengers who chicken out will lose 10 points

Good luck!



#36
Quote by K'Nuckles
Holy shit you sound really not Russian


Also because of reasons, I'm not gonna be able to make the deadline for this dare, but to compensate I'll sink 10 shots before the next one if I can make that


Thanks!


I'm actually trying to help myself right now, really hate all this spinning part
#38
Quote by i_lovemetallica


Task No. 2
TRUTH:
Most embarrassing thing you've fapped to
Edit: For an extra 5 points, tell us the story about how it all went down. What made you go to that thing, did you manage to finish, all the gory details
Worth: 10 Points

Note: Answers like "Tallie's mum" or anything equally as dumb will incur a 50 point loss

As per usual, 48 hours to respond.

Still 24 hours remaining on Challenge 1


I'm going to act like a pussy and skip this one
#39
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Do what you want cunts, see if I care

Task No. 2
TRUTH:
Most embarrassing thing you've fapped to
Edit: For an extra 5 points, tell us the story about how it all went down. What made you go to that thing, did you manage to finish, all the gory details
Worth: 10 Points

Note: Answers like "Tallie's mum" or anything equally as dumb will incur a 50 point loss

As per usual, 48 hours to respond.

Still 24 hours remaining on Challenge 1

A video of a girl dressed as Harley Quinn pegging a dude dressed as Robin
Edit: how it went down? I searched Harley Quinn on a porn site a long time ago. Yes I finished and it helped me discover that I have a thing for pegging.

I'll get the dare done at some point today
e-married to Jack (bladez)
Last edited by ESPLTDV401DX at Sep 6, 2016,
#40
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Do what you want cunts, see if I care

Task No. 2
TRUTH:
Most embarrassing thing you've fapped to
Edit: For an extra 5 points, tell us the story about how it all went down. What made you go to that thing, did you manage to finish, all the gory details
Worth: 10 Points

Note: Answers like "Tallie's mum" or anything equally as dumb will incur a 50 point loss

As per usual, 48 hours to respond.

Still 24 hours remaining on Challenge 1



A girl that Axel posted once


I did a curiosity google and found her profile on some fur site


She put ice cubes in her ass and then plugged it with a fox tail and proceeded to jill off with some weird fucking animal dildo


She was qt ok
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