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#1
Eg. the word peak

Used to mean bad

Not good as you'd expect

Such as peak being the peak of the mountain - pinnacle, the best.

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#3
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"Slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same thing. Also, "this sucks" and "this blows".

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#4
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From blowjobs obviously
But then, who blows on a dick to arouse the owner?

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And everything must pass
#6
'Could care less'

BECAUSE IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A MODICUM OF CARING, IN ORDER FOR THERE TO BE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR THERE TO BE LESS CARE, WHICH MEANS YOU ACTUALLY CARE! LOL! SILLY AMERICAN !!!!!!!!!!!
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#7
Bare usually means

without addition; basic and simple.
"he outlined the bare essentials of the story"

but in slang it means a very large amount :0
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#8
You mean "when Gary says bare" it means a very large amount.
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#9
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You mean "when Gary says bare" it means a very large amount.


Basically anything Gary says is applicable to this thread, let's be honest.
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#10
I feel like I've learned a whole new language chatting with Gary in tc
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#11
Gary has ruined so many things for me
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#12
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Basically anything Gary says is applicable to this thread, let's be honest.


innirrrr

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#13
iniirrrr like bareback hella
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everything that you've come to expect


#14
it makes perfect sense when you think about the reason for using slang
#15
dans le acqua de poopoo innirrrrr xD
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#16
So far I think if you wanna make some new slang just make it the opposite of what it would normally mean

Like "She's bad as hell" = "She's a very beautiful lady"
"Thats sick man", "That's ill", etc

or just make some shit up, or shorten words. What up fam, that'd rad, YOLO SWAG
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#17
its not slang, but my brother always says he bought something "offline"

meaning on the internet.
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#18
When New Yorkers say "standing on line" referring to standing IN line. Is there actually a line on the ground? No? THEN STOP FUCKING SAYING IT
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#19
Using phony to describe something like the word bad is used to say its good, I'll use it in a sentence

Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!
#21
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'Could care less'

BECAUSE IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A MODICUM OF CARING, IN ORDER FOR THERE TO BE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR THERE TO BE LESS CARE, WHICH MEANS YOU ACTUALLY CARE! LOL! SILLY AMERICAN !!!!!!!!!!!


YES! THIS!
#22
Getting intoxicated = getting dusted

Take a shit = pinch a loaf?


Who pinches a loaf and for what purpose?
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#23
I knew this girl from Houston who called it "getting throwed" like wut.
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#24
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#25
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'Could care less'

BECAUSE IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A MODICUM OF CARING, IN ORDER FOR THERE TO BE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR THERE TO BE LESS CARE, WHICH MEANS YOU ACTUALLY CARE! LOL! SILLY AMERICAN !!!!!!!!!!!


Yup this one is stupid but only because 9 times out of 10 it is misquoted the actual quote being "I couldn't care less" Alex Trebec the host of the game show Jeopardy lists this misquote as one of his biggest pet peaves.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
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#26
I think David Mitchell had a fun rant about the 'could care less' one. Was another one as well, but I can't remember right now.

edit: 'holding down the fort'
#27
Yee yee.

A term that confused urban youth so much that they adopted it and converted the meaning to something just as equally ridiculous.
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#28
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When New Yorkers say "standing on line" referring to standing IN line. Is there actually a line on the ground? No? THEN STOP FUCKING SAYING IT


oh my god yes

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#29
gash




#32
I still don't know if hmd just means hit me down or hit my dick like how people started posting smdh
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#33
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"Slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same thing. Also, "this sucks" and "this blows".
slim chance is sincere, fat chance is sarcasm
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Take a shit = pinch a loaf?


Who pinches a loaf and for what purpose?
this is dumb but I understand it. It's a loaf of poop, your sphincter pinches it off at the end, etc.
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I knew this girl from Houston who called it "getting throwed" like wut.
getting throwed isn't necessarily getting drunk, it's more commonly known as getting high on cough syrup.

At least, that's what it used to mean. Kids these days.
#34
Look at slang Master Jay over here.
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#36
As much as I agree with the 'could care less' thing being annoying, I hate to be pedantic...but that's not slang is it? That's more a figure of speech.
#37
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I still don't know if hmd just means hit me down or hit my dick like how people started posting smdh


hmd: hide my dick. eg "this thing is unpleasant, hmd so it doesn't have to see this any more. maybe hide it somewhere nice to cheer me up"
smdh: stop me destroying him/her. eg "you such a frustrating stain our species, smdh someone, I'm don't want to go to jail for murder"
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#38
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I knew this girl from Houston who called it "getting throwed" like wut.


#39
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As much as I agree with the 'could care less' thing being annoying, I hate to be pedantic...but that's not slang is it? That's more a figure of speech.


Yeah I suppose you are right it's not really slang but annoying none the less!
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
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#40
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Getting intoxicated = getting dusted

Take a shit = pinch a loaf?


Who pinches a loaf and for what purpose?



Pinch a loaf is one of my all time favs even better than launching a sewer pickle.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
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Last edited by Evilnine at Sep 6, 2016,
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