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#1


let's talk about embarrassing in class moments ok




#2
i lasted 9 seconds

im gonna watch the video now
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everything that you've come to expect


#3
oh that's just fking terrible... fuk that bish seriously

if a college prof. pulled that, the whole class would get up and leave for wasting their time
(but let's be honest, highschool was a pretty big waste of time on it's own)
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#4
That was great.
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#5
I legitimately would want to just scream at her if I were stuck in that class.
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Stab me pls
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I'll also note that it was not me who changed my pic.
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I was wondering what hellish nightmare this was.
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I'll also note that it was not me who changed my pic.


that was creepy as fuck, it blinked right when i pressed "like"
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#10
Once a girl touched my dick in class and I didn't react because how tf you react and all her friends laughed at me
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Once a girl touched my dick in class and I didn't react because how tf you react and all her friends laughed at me


Was she fit?
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Was she fit?


ill look her up on facebook and confirm if she's fit nowadays or not

she wasn't bad looking at age 15 i suppose but she was a chav so
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Also, that teacher looks like she might be a bit thicc.
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#18
Rofl, someone made the video private.

Went viral?
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Rofl, someone made the video private.

Went viral?


I guarantee it. People also probably started posting lewd/threatening comments.
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Once a girl touched my dick in class and I didn't react because how tf you react and all her friends laughed at me

same except it was music class and instead of touching my dong she jokingly sat on my face while we were all dicking around as the teacher skipped out for a bite but she was at the time and turned out so who's laughing now? especially since it's 2016 and that's the go-to move in the repertoire eh




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So, she was fit?
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same except it was music class and instead of touching my dong she jokingly sat on my face while we were all dicking around as the teacher skipped out for a bite but she was at the time and turned out so who's laughing now? especially since it's 2016 and that's the go-to move in the repertoire eh


that's too far it's basically rape

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So, she was fit?


i decided she's a solid 6.5 out of 10 but would've been a 7 back in the day #pedo
#23
6's who turn into 8's after you finish school hmu
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i decided she's a solid 6.5 out of 10 but would've been a 7 back in the day #pedo


Too bad she wasn't a 10, m8
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that's too far it's basically rape

let's not ok




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Rude.
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#31
I went to class super fucking drunk once.


That was a thing
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#32
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i felt deeply violated after my incident i really did not like it

o k

that's fair. i never really said you couldn't feel that way since it is pretty fucked up for someone to touch your genitals unexpectedly. all i'm saying is that i just don't feel like conflating my silly experience with something as severe as rape considering how even in the given context it clearly wasn't one. ftr, 14 year old me was thrilled that her fully clothed asscheeks were on my forehead for a few seconds. she was #kisstarget2009 and the feeling was mutual.

back on topic though: exact same class towards the end of the year and this one new kid who didn't speak a word of english got busted jerking off like it was no big deal at the back of the classroom. you'll never know second hand embarrassment until you listen to your teacher frantically call up the student interpreter so they could boot someone to the principal's office for masturbating in class. my school was a total circus.




#33
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Your school sounds like a fucking TV show or something.
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back on topic though: exact same class towards the end of the year and this one new kid who didn't speak a word of english got busted jerking off like it was no big deal at the back of the classroom. you'll never know second hand embarrassment until you listen to your teacher frantically call up the student interpreter so they could boot someone to the principal's office for masturbating in class. my school was a total circus.


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back on topic though: exact same class towards the end of the year and this one new kid who didn't speak a word of english got busted jerking off like it was no big deal at the back of the classroom. you'll never know second hand embarrassment until you listen to your teacher frantically call up the student interpreter so they could boot someone to the principal's office for masturbating in class. my school was a total circus.
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#37
Teachers that do silly stuff like that are usually one of the cooler teachers
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#38
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Rofl, someone made the video private.

Went viral?


It's technically cyber bullying and as such is a serious issue that can get people in trouble.
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#39
Embarrassment is usually pretty fun.
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#40
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Embarrassment is usually pretty fun.
yeah seeing people shamelessly having fun, out of context, does make them look embarrassing.

credit to the teacher. i always looked forward to the batshit mental teachers who you just would have no idea what they'd do during class. made it fun.

one teacher started talking to us about how he lived in apartheid south africa and a black guy broke into his house to burgle and he shot him with a crossbow and the whole story was so outlandish we started laughing and he started pushing himself around the room on his wheely chair going "i'm a moving target wooooo" and so we laughed and then he just stopped on a dime and full poker face said "why are you laughing, killing a man isn't funny"

still have no idea how to interpret that.
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