#1
have you ever confidently ventured into those mysterious and sexually depraved worlds of which we british dare not speak?


or whatever the american/everywhere else equivalent is
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#2
After a quick Google, the equivalent in my neck of the woods is called Cirilla's. I have been in them before. In fact, as soon as me and my friends all turned 18, we went in one just to see what the hullabaloo was about.
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#3
No.

My mum told me that when she went in with her husband (we have a very liberal outlook on such things, as I'm sure you can tell), a pair of obese lesbians were buying leather whips. The one who stood behind the one paying at the till looked at the other with intent, and smacked her hand with the whip.

I've not been into a sex shop as I don't need to see bits of plastic bigger than my inferior organic specimen.
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#4
We have the 'adult fun superstore'


Its 2 of those 3 things. Good prices for lube tho
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#5
what is a good price for lube
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#6


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#7
Me and my brother tried to go in once when we were like 15/17 for mad bantz but the woman was like "soz, you have to be 18 to come in" and my brother was like "that's not what you said round back"
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#8
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I bet they sell bongs too.


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Me and my brother tried to go in once when we were like 15/17 for mad bantz but the woman was like "soz, you have to be 18 to come in" and my brother was like "that's not what you said round back"


Deffo have done that before as well
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#9
The best part about being in those stores is seeing physical copies of adult films. Second best part is seeing fake schlongs that would make Jonah Falcon feel tiny.
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#10
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The best part about being in those stores is seeing physical copies of adult films. Second best part is seeing fake schlongs that would make Jonah Falcon feel tiny.


Yo the quality of the covers are A+


My favorite was seeing an 'anal trainer' that was literally a set of the biggest beads I've ever seen in my life. They were bigger than my aspirations.
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#11
I've been in one, yes

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#12
H4T3BR33D3R

Sex shops are a hoot and a half.
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#13
Lyle's a pervert
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#14
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Sex shops are a hoot and a half.


They're hilarious.


I want to work at one.
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#15
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They're hilarious.
I want to work at one.

Imagine the shit you would see.
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#16
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Imagine the shit you would see.


I'd rather not cause then I'd have to imagine cleaning it up.
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#17
Yes. Never been in an actual sex shop though. Ann Summers is pretty tame.
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#19
Nah, but it looks shit.

I just order all my dirty stuff online, it's less hassle.
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#20
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what is a good price for lube

About $3.50
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#23
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what is a good price for lube


Like a buck fifty.
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#24
Nah


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uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#25
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return policy on my main site:

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You can return an item to us for up to 365 days after you bought it.

You can return anything for any reason - even if you've used it.

We'll give you a replacement or a full refund, no quibbles.

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#26
what the hell is ann summers sounds like a clothing store for suburban women in their mid 40's

edit: goddamn it just call it a sex shop. and yes I am a member at A Touch of Romance

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#28
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return policy on my main site:

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You can return anything for any reason - even if you've used it.

We'll give you a replacement or a full refund, no quibbles.

Happy days!





ewwwww.

My fleshlight is full, I need a new one.
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#29
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Yo, you have to give it to them, that return policy is almost unbeatable.
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#32
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dilders.

I think you mean rubbery rodgers.
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#33
It's where I bought my stripper costume in 2010 before I was sent across town (They're a local based company) to their HQ/Warehouse picking at their warehouse at the end of Summer 2012.
I tell you; out of all the shitty minimum wage jobs going in the UK (where I was the only one from my agency not from Eastern Europe); picking Ann Summers all day long from like 6am - 1pm (or something, I just remember the start time for the shift I got being 6am); it's like a toy shop for adults. Just walk around with big bins with wheels with lists filling them with dildos and lingerie and 3some kits and lube and copies of Fifty Shades of Grey all day. - Was a fun shit job.

It's because of my time here is why'd I'd never see the word 'rabbit' the same way again - was great though.
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#34
I've never been in a sex shop, but I'll put it on the bucket list.
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That is endearing and awesome
#35
ikr

i wish i were a lesbian sometimes
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#36
I love Soho Original Books, there's 2, Brewer Street and Charing Cross Road, they sell adult eroitca art and music books (mainly rock)... Plus marital aids (toys dildos/fuzzy handcuffs), costumes, lubes, condoms; poppers! (a place to score poppers in Soho still), and, even though they're not the only one in town and there's a Victoria Secret somewhere towards Mayfair and an Ann Summers on Oxford Street; They're still, I think, going to close their (iconic) shop on Brewer St.


It's also all part of this Save Soho campaign, but, that place is great!
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