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I fucking hate SO many TV hosts/presenters. I think it's becoming a problem.

Just off the Food Channel there's:

Guy Fiere (DDD) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fieri

Ree Drummond (The Pioneer Woman) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ree_Drummond

Robert Irvine (Restaurant: Impossible) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Irvine WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN'S VOICE, POSTURE AND HEAD?

I'll add more later.

Who do you hate on TV, Pit?
#2
guy fuckin fieri

I don't watch TV TV anymore.

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#3
Piers Morgan

Katie Hopkins

Donald Trump

Simon Cowell

Most major British politicians

Jimmy Carr

Except it's pretty easy to understand why they're infuriating.
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#4
Yo Ree Drummond is the worst. She is legit one racial slur away from Paula Dean.


She's fake as shit
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#5
The guy from Bar Rescue, but I guess that's kind of the point.

That one cop from old episodes of Cops that looks like Mario.

Chris Hardwick
#6
there was some food network show iw as watching when i was in a hotel and the host kept saying shit like put "some butter" butter or "add salt" like bitch how much this is your recipe

it also ended with a literal trough of ice cream being used for a kids birthday party. the fact that its a trough of ice cream is gross enough, but having gross snotty 10 year old kids eat out of it without even putting it in a bowl? just right out of it with a spoon? fuckin ew

i can only assume it was ree drummond. pioneer woman sounds like someone that would pull some gross ass shit like that

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#7
That man vs food guy

fuck him

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Yo Ree Drummond is the worst. She is legit one racial slur away from Paula Dean.


She's fake as shit


Ooh, how do you mean? I'm in the UK, I don't know who Paula Dean is and I have no idea about Drummond outside of her god awful TV show
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The guy from Bar Rescue, but I guess that's kind of the point.

That one cop from old episodes of Cops that looks like Mario.

Chris Hardwick


That show isnt even half as bad as mystery diners.


Hardwick is a literal definition of a dingus.


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Ooh, how do you mean? I'm in the UK, I don't know who Paula Dean is and I have no idea about Drummond outside of her god awful TV show


Drummond comes across as a card holder if you catch my drift.


And if you dont Im saying she chews dip and hates black people.
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#10
Piers Morgan
Ann Coulter
Robert Irving
Rachel Maddow
Nancy Grace
The ghost hunters hosts
Skip Bayless

To name a few

EDIT: John Oliver is do awful. That's right, make an incredulous face all the time while speaking in that high shrill voice with your thick tally ho accent every second you're on screen. Yuck
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Drummond comes across as a card holder if you catch my drift.


And if you dont Im saying she chews dip and hates black people.


I didn't actually catch your drift, but me and my dad have both agreed for a while that she's basically the English stereotype of what a racist American looks like. Plus her husband's called Lad and thinks he's tough 'cos he drives a truck and rides a horse. I hate that guy. I reckon I could take him.
#12
Question for the Americans: does Robert Irvine sound English to you? Apparently he was born and raised here in England but to us he sounds REALLY strange. Like 1/3 American 1/3 English 1/3 Misc.
#13
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I didn't actually catch your drift, but me and my dad have both agreed for a while that she's basically the English stereotype of what a racist American looks like. Plus her husband's called Lad and thinks he's tough 'cos he drives a truck and rides a horse. I hate that guy. I reckon I could take him.


You can always buy a lift kit for your truck but never for your junk.


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Question for the Americans: does Robert Irvine sound English to you? Apparently he was born and raised here in England but to us he sounds REALLY strange. Like 1/3 American 1/3 English 1/3 Misc.


He sounds like he dumbs down the accent so americans dont need subtitles to watch.
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EDIT: John Oliver is do awful. That's right, make an incredulous face all the time while speaking in that high shrill voice with your thick tally ho accent every second you're on screen. Yuck
He basically ruined the first season of Mock The week for me. Y'know, asides from it being Mock The Week
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Yo that thread should be called how to make guy more douchey
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#17
Banjocal

Why Jimmy Carr?
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#18
i can't take anyone who hates guy fieri seriously




#19
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Drummond comes across as a card holder if you catch my drift.


And if you dont Im saying she chews dip and hates black people.


What's she said/done? I watch her show and I haven't heard or seen anything awful so I'm assuming this is something that happened off her show.

I tried googling it but it's just people who hate rich people complaining about her pretending to have grown up poor. Which is annoying, certainly, but I wouldn't stop watching her show because of that...so I really want to know now.
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What's she said/done? I watch her show and I haven't heard or seen anything awful so I'm assuming this is something that happened off her show.

I tried googling it but it's just people who hate rich people complaining about her pretending to have grown up poor. Which is annoying, certainly, but I wouldn't stop watching her show because of that...so I really want to know now.


I always hated her just because of the show. It's so contrived and has that "structured reality" deal which I find annoying.

Plus her food is a fucking joke. And her shit-eating grin.
#21
benedict cucumber patch, I'm not sure why, there's just something about him that really annoys me
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Banjocal

Why Jimmy Carr?


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What's she said/done? I watch her show and I haven't heard or seen anything awful so I'm assuming this is something that happened off her show.

I tried googling it but it's just people who hate rich people complaining about her pretending to have grown up poor. Which is annoying, certainly, but I wouldn't stop watching her show because of that...so I really want to know now.


Nothing really its just my head canon


As in it didnt actually happen
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#25
I'll 1v1 anyone who's got a problem with Bill Nye.

Lookin' at you, Rossenrot.
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#26
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I always hated her just because of the show. It's so contrived and has that "structured reality" deal which I find annoying.

Plus her food is a fucking joke. And her shit-eating grin.


Yeah I can see how that would be annoying too. It doesn't really bother me though.

The recipes I've tried are actually delicious, probably because of all the butter and sugar. I can't watch shows that are about "healthy" (often just no fat, no sugar, no spices) food and her show is pretty much the opposite. I'm a fan of her accent too so watching her show is almost therapeutic.

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Nothing really its just my head canon


As in it didnt actually happen


Okay good lol I would cry if I had to stop watching it for the reasons listed above
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#28
rachel ray is lame and always interrupts her guests
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#29
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rachel ray is lame and always interrupts her guests
was going to say this.

anything my mom leaves on, really:

-everyone on Tim Allen's awful newest show especially Tim Allen. go back to playing a dumbass with a show about tools and stop with the moronic political commentary
-everyone on the View

then there's Bill Mahr, Fox News talking heads (especially OReilly and Hannity)

i guess none of them are really inexplicable. i have reasons for all of them.
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#30
ricky gervais
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Agre, I think he's grossly overrated, and so preachy
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#32
+1 on the Pioneer Woman

Watched an episode ages ago where she was going away for a week to help her perfect little daughter find a perfect little college and her perfect little men couldn't possibly fend for themselves so she made perfect little meals to go in the fridge and get reheated.

Although she does have a steak/prawn recipe i really wanna try sometime.

I also have a burning, irrational hatred for Rick Stein and I have no clue why.
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Ricky Gervais and the rest of the holy atheist crusade of douchebaggery really grinds my gears because their humour isn't anything more than them saying "are you offended? you offended HAVE I OFFENDED YOU lol mate youre fuckin offended YOURE TRIGGERED mate oi youre OFFENDED that i aint PC enough for ya" in response to people not finding "id shag the queen innit, ha" very funny
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#34
Usually one-eyed sports commentators bother me but I don't watch much else that has a "host".
#35
None. It's not that I don't dislike any, it's that I usually just ignore them and won't get angry about it or I realize that they're just working an angle. Some I used to hate on when I was a teenager (like Bill O'Reilly) I've gained lots of respect for.


Most of the "TV personalities" we dislike are really just people who put their actual personalities at stake. I respect those that do exactly that, and will probably just ignore those that are guarded or bullshitty unless they somehow threaten to interfere beyond the scope of TV in some way (like Donald Trump). The best TV is honest. Doesn't matter if it's edifying or easy or makes whatever on ads.
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I've not seen any episodes with John Oliver in them. I'm guessing the number of episodes you've seen with John Oliver is inversely proportional to your appreciation of the show.
#37
Adrian Chiles. Not much more needs to be said about that cunt.
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Banjocal

Why Jimmy Carr?
I don't mind his laugh because mine is very similar.

But his faux-sincerity, cheesy 'edginess' and overall transformation into a TV host puts him in poorer standing than a once potential-filled stand up act. He just sounds like a shit politician with every episode I see.
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Some I used to hate on when I was a teenager (like Bill O'Reilly) I've gained lots of respect for.


ew why


And yeah I barely ever watch regular TV and definitely don't watch people I don't like. If I had to watch him with a gun to my head, Sean Hannity's probably most irritating.

Or various atheist edgelords.
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