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What zombies you like better? Brain eating or the ones that eat everything?
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The third one
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#6
I'd like zombies where they knew what they were doing but were unable to control themselves due to the infection

as they chased after you, they would simultaneously apologise and scream for mercy
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I like the part where they're erased from popular culture eternally for being both a bad metaphor for idiots to use to refer to other idiots while also just having the fucking nerve to splay their bare butts all over them films and vidja gaems.
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I like the part where they're erased from popular culture eternally for being both a bad metaphor for idiots to use to refer to other idiots while also just having the fucking nerve to splay their bare butts all over them films and vidja gaems.


So....Brain eating, right?

I'll chalk that up "pro" brain eating.
#9
slow giant hordes that eat everything
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everything that you've come to expect


#10
I prefer zombies who don't eat me... I hate those really fast and agile zombies that you get in pretty much every game, I'm playing through Dying Light at the moment and the fast ones are a pain in the abdomen.
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I've found the only ones that actually 'scare' me are the fast ones in 28 Days Later - they hired athletes who were specifically fast runners

That's much scarier than some brain-dead slug that I could literally just crawl away from - a la the 'typical' zombie in things like The Walking Dead etc.
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I've found the only ones that actually 'scare' me are the fast ones in 28 Days Later - they hired athletes who were specifically fast runners

That's much scarier than some brain-dead slug that I could literally just crawl away from - a la the 'typical' zombie in things like The Walking Dead etc.
You forget that the classic Romero zombie doesn't need to go fast, because it never needs to stop.

But you need to sleep.
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I like the slow moving ones specifically because they are easy to run away from. It's a battle of determination vs intelligence.

Like how smart and cunning do you have to be to defeat an adversary who will simply never ever stop

EDIT: But yeah the zombie craze was beaten to death, reanimated and beaten to death again. Shoot this thing in the head and let it die
#16
Zombie's are scary for their society destroying, world consuming, apocalyptic tendencies and not anything to do with 1v1 combat with a machete or cannibalism or any of that dumb stuff. I did always like the brain eating version though, cause no matter how much they consume they're never gonna return to normal.

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You forget that the classic Romero zombie doesn't need to go fast, because it never needs to stop.

But you need to sleep.

Yeah it's like that "You get 10 million dollars, but you also have a omniscient invincible slug that will follow you for your entire life non-stop and if it touches you it kills you." question, or It Follows STD monster. That kind of determination is scary, I can barely commit to getting out of bed in the morning.
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#17
So this slug can't be harmed, and it knows all.

But it's a slug.

simple - do the piece of paper+glass trick on it, lock it in a safe, and throw it in the ocean.
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I like the slow moving ones specifically because they are easy to run away from.

You would think so those wakkass Walking Dead zombies somehow always catch people.
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Pretty sure the vampire has been explored with this similar mechanism. As in their bloodlust is a tempting addiction that they can fight and use substitutes such as animals blood etc.
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#22
The ones that eat everything cuz then I could distract them with a Klondike bar and make my escape.
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Banjocal

Pretty sure the vampire has been explored with this similar mechanism. As in their bloodlust is a tempting addiction that they can fight and use substitutes such as animals blood etc.
Vampires can fuck off the hardest of all undead.

Seriously.

At least with magic zombies, there's Ash vs Evil Dead.
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#24
I don't think I've ever seen a zombie eat just brains.
They go for meat nowadays.


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I don't think I've ever seen a zombie eat just brains.
They go for meat nowadays.


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There's a sexual innuendo to be made here but I'm too lazy to make it.
That particular one was popularised by Return Of The Living Dead.
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#26
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I have a real soft spot for vampires

Partly because of the complexity of having a sentient race of creatures that have cool rules of survival and dynamics etc.

They have way more potential than zombies for that reason.
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slapsymcdougal

I have a real soft spot for vampires

Partly because of the complexity of having a sentient race of creatures that have cool rules of survival and dynamics etc.

They have way more potential than zombies for that reason.
Nah. Vampire societies are always lame as fuck, because they're either a complete fucking Whitby goth-fest, or a Matrix cosplay event, and rarely any different structurally from a standard sort of Mafia structure.
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slapsymcdougal

Again though, I am a sucker (pun lol) for the gothic aesthetic. Vampires just ooze passion, sex, lust, desire, temptation as well as all other sentient emotions of a human, so much more to work with than zombies.

Like Blade is cool as fuck. And Daybreakers was also a really cool concept. Didn't bother to try True Blood because it seemed a little too close to desperate housewives for me but I may give it a chance. Let the right one in was also great.
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Again though, I am a sucker (pun lol) for the gothic aesthetic. Vampires just ooze passion, sex, lust, desire, temptation as well as all other sentient emotions of a human, so much more to work with than zombies.

Like Blade is cool as fuck. And Daybreakers was also a really cool concept. Didn't bother to try True Blood because it seemed a little too close to desperate housewives for me but I may give it a chance. Let the right one in was also great.
Zombie movies aren't about zombies, though. Well, the crap ones are, but they're really more set dressing than anything else.
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So this slug can't be harmed, and it knows all.

But it's a slug.

simple - do the piece of paper+glass trick on it, lock it in a safe, and throw it in the ocean.

"Aah, my one weakness, boxes!"

This might be why super deadly slugs aren't top on the list of pop culture monsters.
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This might be why super deadly slugs aren't top on the list of pop culture monsters.
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This might be why super deadly slugs aren't top on the list of pop culture monsters.
I thought about this

if it's omniscient it knows your plans

so it just needs to wait where you will be when it knows your guard will be down

you're doomed
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I thought about this

if it's omniscient it knows your plans

so it just needs to wait where you will be when it knows your guard will be down

you're doomed

*Goes to the toilet
*sits,
*looks down, "hey that's not a..."
*dies

yeah this might work
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