Good day! This is my first thread, I plan to make it as awkward and uncomfortable as possible! Let's start: Did you guys hear about the guitar teacher got arrested? He got done for fingering a minor! *Ba dum tss *
"He's A Nigerian Prince And He Wants Your Money"
So a guitar player got a job.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.

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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
I played a show at a local bar and was paid without hassle
Check out my band Disturbed
A bassist played something besides the root.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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^ I'm sorry your highness I forgot that I'm subhuman. . .

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Did you hear about the drummer who could read music?

me neither! haha ha
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Come'on guys! I want real danky fresh material! Danky Fresh!
"He's A Nigerian Prince And He Wants Your Money"
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Ah the Accordion! For the people who can't decide whether they want to play the piano or the recorder.
"He's A Nigerian Prince And He Wants Your Money"
R.I.P Thread ~ This thread was the only real joke around here...
"He's A Nigerian Prince And He Wants Your Money"
What is the difference between a guitar player and an ichthyologist?

An ichthyologist will benefit from studying scales.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
I broke a G string while fingering Amin
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
SirEngelbertMusical horror stories would be more fun to read, like that killer demon thingamabob from one of the Spain-conquered-this-back-then countries who goes across open fields whistles a C D E F G A B C progression that gets higher every time and sounds quieter the closer he is to you and loud when he's far away. Someone take vocal training from that guy.

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)