#1
Good day! This is my first thread, I plan to make it as awkward and uncomfortable as possible! Let's start: Did you guys hear about the guitar teacher got arrested? He got done for fingering a minor! *Ba dum tss *
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#2
So a guitar player got a job.
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#3
I played a show at a local bar and was paid without hassle
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#4
A bassist played something besides the root.
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#6
Did you hear about the drummer who could read music?


me neither! haha ha
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#7
Come'on guys! I want real danky fresh material! Danky Fresh!
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#10
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Ah the Accordion! For the people who can't decide whether they want to play the piano or the recorder.
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#11
R.I.P Thread ~ This thread was the only real joke around here...
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#13
What is the difference between a guitar player and an ichthyologist?

An ichthyologist will benefit from studying scales.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#14
I broke a G string while fingering Amin
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#15
SirEngelbertMusical horror stories would be more fun to read, like that killer demon thingamabob from one of the Spain-conquered-this-back-then countries who goes across open fields whistles a C D E F G A B C progression that gets higher every time and sounds quieter the closer he is to you and loud when he's far away. Someone take vocal training from that guy.
#16




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