#1
Fucking leg bandits man. Left my brand new, just fitted prosthetic in my truck last week, was going to switch it when I got home.

Got out of the office, truck was gone. Cops found the truck a couple days later, no leg.

Why keep the leg and ditch the truck though.

You ever have anything stolen from you?
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#2
Wait legit?


Who steals a fucking leg!?
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#3
Yeah legit man.

That's what I'm saying, who does that?
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#4
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Yeah legit man.

That's what I'm saying, who does that?


Wow. What a scum bag


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#5
I'd guess it was someone younger who thinks playing with a prosthetic leg would be loads of fun and being young, disrepectful enough to not even give a damn about how important that is to your life.

Karma is a bitch so maybe whoever stole it will someday need one of their own

I had a guitar and a shotgun stolen from my parents house when I was in high school the old man that live behind us gave chase and the put the guitar down (lucky it was in the case) and fled with 4 guns the old man saved my guitar only to regret it later when i got a decent amp I was pissed about the shotgun though it had been my uncle's and was bought for me by my Dad as my first gun I never even got to hunt with it.
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#7
Fwiw you're a lot cooler in my mind now that I know you wear a prosthetic leg.
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#9
What a bunch of fucking assholes. As for me, someone smashed the window out of my old car and stole my radio and GPS. This was in the middle of the day right in front of my old house, too. I was in the basement at the time, so didn't find out until I went out to my car. They didn't try to sell them online or at a pawn shop, so I never got them back. Asshats.
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Fwiw you're a lot cooler in my mind now that I know you wear a prosthetic leg.


Wouldn't recommend though
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#11
What an asshole. You know that person stole it just to inconvenience you 'cause what are you gonna do with someone else's prosthetic leg?
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What an asshole. You know that person stole it just to inconvenience you 'cause what are you gonna do with someone else's prosthetic leg?

Turn it into, like, a bong, duuuuude.
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Turn it into, like, a bong, duuuuude.


Yo we can use a bolt hole as a chooooke bud
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Why keep the leg and ditch the truck though.



To keep you from chasing them down?
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#19
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What an asshole. You know that person stole it just to inconvenience you 'cause what are you gonna do with someone else's prosthetic leg?


Yeah for sure. Maybe sell it somehow I guess? VA and military covers it for me but they can be super expensive
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Yeah for sure. Maybe sell it somehow I guess? VA and military covers it for me but they can be super expensive
Are they not custom made?
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What an asshole. You know that person stole it just to inconvenience you 'cause what are you gonna do with someone else's prosthetic leg?


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#22
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Are they not custom made?


Yeah they are. Could probably make some bucks on it though. I don't know
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#23
Buahaha that's the funniest thing I've read all day !


Uh I mean, my condolences ... For your uh leg
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#24
wow, sad world, check and see if it's for sale online I guess, insurance on a leg?
#25
I'm not sure TS isn't....wait for it....pulling our leg...

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first thought tbh
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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#30
I think I figured out the motivation for taking it.

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They wanted to get a leg up on the cops.
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I feel really bad for posting that, sorry

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#36
Sorry about your leg man
But I'll admit it's kinda funny

I've had a bunch of things stolen over the years, only important ones were my tools for various things
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