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One of the most annoying things about men is that they often mistake a girls compliments as a gesture inviting courtship. I'm sure we've all had the experience of the hot girl at work holding the door open for us or saying our shirt or hair looks nice and misinterpreting that as her totally having the hots for you.

Why is that? It's because men in general aren't complimented often. When was the last time someone told you that your haircut looked nice or just something nice about you? I can remember but it's not particularly often from people I'm not romantically involved.

Say something nice to a man today and help a woman out.

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#2
You also read that askreddit thread.
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#3
I was bored at work ok

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#5
So is this like reverse mansplaining where you're being kind to guys in order to help women out in future?

#notallwomen
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So is this like reverse mansplaining where you're being kind to guys in order to help women out in future?

#notallwomen


Yes say nice things to guys so that when a woman is nice to a man it is not automatically assumed she wants to have a lick on his mini milk

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#8
Real talk at this stage compliments just make me uncomfortable.
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Real talk at this stage compliments just make me uncomfortable.


That is sad good pal

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#10
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Yes say nice things to guys so that when a woman is nice to a man it is not automatically assumed she wants to have a lick on his mini milk


And until that attitude takes effect you're gonna have a hell of a lot more sexual harassment in the work place cases.
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#11
Instead of making men compliment more, how about we stop women from complimenting so much?
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Instead of making men compliment more, how about we stop women from complimenting so much?


Ban compliments imo

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#14
I'm nice to everyone IRL

I compliment my guy and girl friends clothes, hair, etc all the time, mostly if I notice they're trying something different.

As a guy I don't all too many comments from other hetero guys, but gay guys think I'm a cutie so meh I'll return the favor and treat everyone equally

Edit: yeah I have some friends that are always going through style phases so if I say "nice hair" pretty nonchalantly to one of my Emo friends 9/10 times they'll be like "fuck off" LOL (then I'll have to explain that I'm being serious)
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I'm sure we've all had the experience of the hot girl at work holding the door open for us or saying our shirt or hair looks nice and misinterpreting that as her totally having the hots for you.

Uhh...no. I give them a simple thank you and go on about my day.
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#16
I have sort of the opposite problem. I'm too afraid of complimenting a girl because I don't want her to feel like I'm hitting on her because that would make her uncomfortable.
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I have sort of the opposite problem. I'm too afraid of complimenting a girl because I don't want her to feel like I'm hitting on her because that would make her uncomfortable.

This. I'm also afraid my wife would kill me.
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#18
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This. I'm also afraid my wife would kill me.


We had a family day at work a few months ago. Everytime a female coworker said hi

"Who's that?"
"Is she a friend?"
"DO YOU KNOW ELSA!?" (Long story)
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#19
I'm sick with an ear infection and have denied myself medication all day as penance, is this good enough lyle-dono
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#20
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We had a family day at work a few months ago. Everytime a female coworker said hi

"Who's that?"
"Is she a friend?"
"DO YOU KNOW ELSA!?" (Long story)


This is exactly what I'm talking about. That shit's more terrifying than anything else.
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#22
I get hit on by men more than women


#progressive
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#23
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I have sort of the opposite problem. I'm too afraid of complimenting a girl because I don't want her to feel like I'm hitting on her because that would make her uncomfortable.
You and me both, bud. I only compliment girls I know really well and they know I'm not hitting on them. Hell, sometimes I'll word things in ways that could sound like flirting and they know it isn't the case (i.e. if she's dressed nicely and made up for an event or something I'll quip something along the lines of "wow, you're gorgeous, and your dress and makeup are are nice too").
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I get hit on by men more than women


#progressive


Me too bro

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#25
Then they'll just think I'm hitting on them and go sexually harass a woman to reaffirm their heterosexuality.
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#26
I can never tell when women are hitting on me. I'm not sure more women hitting on me would help this tbh. It's all just "being nice" to me. Until they say something or grab my dick, anyway
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#27
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I can never tell when women are hitting on me. I'm not sure more women hitting on me would help this tbh. It's all just "being nice" to me. Until they say something or grab my dick, anyway


I usually know women are hitting on me cause my cheek stings.


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#28
I can never tell when women are hitting on me because all of them do so I have no basis for comparison.
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#29
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#32
I'm gonna be nice to your man today if ya know what I mean
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#34
Quote by EndTheRapture51

Why is that? It's because men in general aren't complimented often. When was the last time someone told you that your haircut looked nice or just something nice about you? I can remember but it's not particularly often from people I'm not romantically involved.


Must just be you, I get compliments all the time.
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#35
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Must just be you, I get compliments all the time.


We arent talking about Gertrude complimenting you on your hip replacement. Thats a different story.
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#36
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We arent talking about Gertrude complimenting you on your hip replacement. Thats a different story.


Gertrude is hot, and it's hip action, not hip replacement...
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#37
Always good to know that you can still thrust like that with plastic

edit: looked up what artificial bones are made of and am now learning things

http://www.engineering.com/3DPrinting/3DPrintingArticles/ArticleID/8134/Using-3D-Bioprinting-for-Artificial-Bones.aspx
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#38
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Always good to know that you can still thrust like that with plastic


Surely you're no stranger to thrusting plastic?
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#40
That thread was hilarious, one of the biggest pity parties I've ever seen
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