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I have really good eyesight, no known allergies, and can eat junkfood without getting fat (although that'll probably disappear with age).
What traits have you been blessed with that elevate you above the common man?
#2
i can dance dance dance dance dance dance
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#3
I'm 6'2".
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#4
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles

I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miiiiiiiiiileeeeeeees
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#5
I don't have earlobes.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#6


You're like a decade too late.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#8
I have really good perception of time. I can generally guess the time +/-5 minutes even if I haven't look at a clock in hours.
Check out my band Disturbed
#9
I didn't get a sinus infection while living in one of the worst places in America for allergies.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#10
Quote by UltimateGuizar
have numerous gold medals (for comments on UG)
So you just agreed with what the proles who flock to the columns section think?

I can compose a photograph almost perfectly.

I can pee and brush my teeth at the same time.

bitches on my dick yo
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#11
Quote by Banjocal
So you just agreed with what the proles who flock to the columns section think?


"Korn isn't that bad"


"Corey Taylor has a point"


Insta gold.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#12
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
"Korn isn't that bad"

"Corey Taylor has a point"

Insta gold.


"Something, something, Lars Ulrich stupid"
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#13
DAEV GORHL
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#14
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
"Korn isn't that bad"


"Corey Taylor has a point"


Insta gold.


Honestly though I've had some positives and some negative votes, but I've often found that the negative ones were, for example, when I just said something like "not feeling this new Blink 182 track. Kind of lacks the oomph their last album had" and honestly if it weren't for the autistic howler monkey getting the shit kicked outta them elsewhere in the thread I would have gotten a brown medal for it.

but they do post those things to Facebook so the Muh Favourite Band people are probably exposed to them more
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#15
Quote by Banjocal
autistic howler monkey getting the shit kicked outta them

Don't talk shit about me like that
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#16
Quote by Banjocal


I've often found that the negative ones were, for example, when I just said something like "not feeling this new Blink 182 track. Kind of lacks the oomph their last album had"
but they do post those things to Facebook so the Muh Favourite Band people are probably exposed to them more


UG comment section doesn't like it when you come up with your own thoughts.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#18
Quote by UltimateGuizar
This is a lie, nobody can do that.


He never said he did it cleanly.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#19
I tend to piss on the brush first
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#20
I can make a loud snapping sound with my tongue. Kind of like the small popping most people can make by hitting the roof of their mouth, but louder.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Esperanza Spalding, Vulfpeck


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#22
No matter what life throws at me, I excel

edit: I'm sorry, I meant "use excel"
I'm pretty good at using excel.
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Sep 16, 2016,
#23
Quote by ultimate-slash
No matter what life throws at me, I excel

edit: I'm sorry, I meant "use excel"
I'm pretty good at using excel.


Spreadsheet life man.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#24
Polymath level intellect.


stoner level motivation
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#26
I'm 6'-7" and usually can eat just about anything I want. I've also been told I have good hearing.
'93 Gibson LP Studio (498T/490R)-Ebony
'14 Gibson LP Standard (JB/Jazz)-Ocean Water Perimeter
Epi MKH LP Custom-7 (SD Custom Shop JB-7)-Ebony
+More

Maxon od808|Boss NS-2|Boss CE-5|
Line6 G55|Korg Pitchblack Pro

JVM 210h|1960a(V30/G12t-75)
#27
Oh yeah. Hearing. I can hear people whispering upstairs when I'm in the basement and vice versa.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#28
I have an excellent memory for film dates. As in, the year a film came out. Even things that I haven't seen. As long as I've heard of it, I'll know roughly when it came out.
#29
Quote by BelowTheSun
I have an excellent memory for film dates. As in, the year a film came out. Even things that I haven't seen. As long as I've heard of it, I'll know roughly when it came out.


Fantasia.


No google, go.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#30
Quote by RAB11
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles

I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miiiiiiiiiileeeeeeees

Is there magic in your eyes?
#32
Quote by BelowTheSun
1941?


You tell me


JK it was 1940.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#33
Quote by BelowTheSun
1941?


Land Before Time VIII
Check out my band Disturbed
#34
Quote by StewieSwan
Land Before Time VIII

... There's more than one Land Before Time movie?
#35
Quote by BelowTheSun
... There's more than one Land Before Time movie?


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“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#37
Quote by Arby911
Polymath level intellect.


stoner level motivation


See, I used to think this, but then I made the mistake of actually trying to do something once and the whole fantasy just collapsed.
#38
My skeleton is slightly underdeveloped and I have motor issues in my shoulders but I don't think any of my bones are capable of being broken

Like by now I should of broken at least half the bones in my body considering all the things that have collided with it (concrete, Hondas, etc.) but somehow I'm still broken-bone free
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