#1
https://www.buzzfeed.com/kirstenking/watching-your-ex-fall-in-love-with-someone-else?utm_term=.ymkMwX19Z#.hwAVP7Qe4

We broke up in the parking lot of an Uno Pizzeria in Boston.

He wanted to settle down. He wanted kids and a good job and a yard for a dog to run in. I wanted New York. And London. And maybe Thailand for a year or two. I wanted to write and to live in a shitty apartment and to be in love in a tumultuous way. I was barely 21; I didn’t want it to be easy yet.

We ordered two individual deep-dish pizzas to go and sat in his car eating them in silence. We told ourselves it would be nice not to tip, or to listen to the bad ’90s songs they played inside the restaurant, but maybe it was just nice to not talk for a while.

“Something isn’t right,” I said.

“Did they give you the wrong sauce?” He looked at me with a face of genuine concern that reminded me why I loved him.

“No. Not the pizza. Us,” I said.

A spot of red sauce crept down his chin. Without permission, I wiped it away with my thumb.

Through tears, we sat in the car making promises we couldn’t keep, our cold pizza unattended at our feet.

Maybe in a couple years, we promised each other.

I held onto that longer than I should have.

It was my justification three months later as I clicked through his Facebook profile late at night. I just want to see how he is, I told myself. I wonder if he’s found that job yet, I reasoned. I wonder if his parents are still in good health.

I always had a good reason for going back.


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#2
Lol no
My exes were for the most part dreadful people
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#4
Can we stop just reposting shitty articles on here
at least make something up yourself
I'm going to go back to not doing that now

I don't speak to my exes. two was okay. three wasn't. The first is getting married and seem ot be much happier
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#5
Why do idiots share their personal life stories on Facebook. Attention whoring that is all.
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#7
I don't have an ex
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Lol no
My exes were for the most part dreadful people
Why did you date them
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#8
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I don't have an ex Why did you date them

Cause sex and stuff and that seemed like a great idea at the time
Also the last one could bake a mean fucking cake
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
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Cause sex and stuff and that seemed like a great idea at the time
Also the last one could bake a mean fucking cake


only dreadful people bake mean cakes
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#10
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Also the last one could bake a mean fucking cake
You dated Princess Peach?
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I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#11
That article was one of the most pathetic things I've ever read

The internet is slowly killing us all
I have nothing important to say
#12
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You dated Princess Peach?

Now bitch and peach may sound a little similar, but I can assure you she was princess bitch, not peach
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#13
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Now bitch and peach may sound a little similar, but I can assure you she was princess bitch, not peach
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#14
i have no exes what be on that there interporn box
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#15
Joke's on you, buddy. I didn't really have anything serious enough to call an ex before I met my wife.

EDIT: Also, Buzzfeed is pure garbage, and that intro is Buzzfeed embodied.
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#16
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Can we stop just reposting shitty articles on here
at least make something up yourself


ya seriously
down with brad threads, in with eastwinn threads
i don't know why i feel so dry
#17
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Joke's on you, buddy. I didn't really have anything serious enough to call an ex before I met my wife.

EDIT: Also, Buzzfeed is pure garbage, and that intro is Buzzfeed embodied.

You don't need to say that, it's 100% of the time implied
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#18
Brad sort it out lad your threads are shit

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#20
That was actually nice to read, especially the end.
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#22
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Brad sort it out lad your threads are shit
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#23
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?


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#24
it was certainly an emotional journey of a thread
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#25
It's a masterclass in thread creating that Brad has lost the art of

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#26
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ya seriously
down with brad threads, in with eastwinn threads


down with one, in with the other?

hmm very innovative I like it
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#27
lol no I don't stalk my exes. They stalk me which is why they're blocked on my Facebook, phone, email etc etc etc
#28
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It's a masterclass in thread creating that Brad has lost the art of


art is dead
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#29
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down with one, in with the other?

hmm very innovative I like it


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mr. krabs is in there
standing at the concession
plotting his oppression
i don't know why i feel so dry