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in this thread: roast each other's cities/town/state/village/country/etc




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I'd make fun of you but my state is pretty much Little Canada and my previous state was Not Quite As Little Canada.
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Anyway.

What is an Essex girl's favourite wine?

"can we go to lakeside?"
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New York? More like the New YUCK, amiright?

(I live in the Indiana part of the Louisville metropolitan area, roast me.
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#5
Maryland? But I don't even know 'er!


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(I live in the Indiana...roast me.



You live in Indiana
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New York? More like the New YUCK, amiright?

(I live in the Indiana part of the Louisville metropolitan area, roast me.



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JustRooster

Damn. That's beyond a roast; that's a cremation.
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zgr0826
I was completely ready for you to post Scott Walker and had a "touche" ready to go.
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JustRooster
I'd hate to disappoint you.
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New York? More like the New YUCK, amiright?

(I live in the Indiana part of the Louisville metropolitan area, roast me.


So your a Hoosiertuckian? Ever go to the Sportsdrome Speedway and watch the figure 8 racing?

BTW I am from Indianapolis.
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So your a Hoosiertuckian? Ever go to the Sportsdrome Speedway and watch the figure 8 racing?

BTW I am from Indianapolis.


I have never been to the Sportsdrome. I drive by it a lot, though.

Also, Indianapolis? More like, IndianaNOPLACE, amirite?
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Canada: The flag is a fucking leaf.
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#18
new york gets my big city solidarity.

and just like london, all the outsider haters are just jealous that their own town is so dead.
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London is what happens when you take New York, remove all the good parts, and replace it with a royal family who mooches of the citizens.
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i like big city vibes

everyone is cold and distant, no ones up in anyone else's business, you can do stuff any time you want
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i like big city vibes

everyone is cold and distant, no ones up in anyone else's business, you can do stuff any time you want


this especially, spoilt for choice. I've got shows and such to see constantly.

skimming my calendar for this year so far, I've gone to about 50 gigs and 10 plays since January, skipped on going to more because of funds or wanting to chill at home and do nothing for a few nights to relax a bit.
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Quote by zgr0826
I have never been to the Sportsdrome. I drive by it a lot, though.

Also, Indianapolis? More like, IndianaNOPLACE, amirite?


LOL we have the 500 and thats about it I don't even consider the Colts or Pacers to be an asset!
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#23
The second bomb planted by that terrorist this weekend was defused when two thieves threw it in the trash to steal the suitcase it was in #newyorkvalues af
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roast Colorado if u can possbly

I think the wildfires have already done the roasting.
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roast Colorado if u can possbly


You mean the California of the Rockies?

Everything is high, including the altitude, taxes and citizenry. It's like the worst parts of the west coast, with more snow.
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Arby lives in Texas.

Got em.
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You mean the California of the Rockies?

Everything is high, including the altitude, taxes and citizenry. It's like the worst parts of the west coast, with more snow.

I don't know where you live, but I will roast it by saying that Arby911 lives there
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I don't know where you live, but I will roast it by saying that Arby911 lives there


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Texas is the only state that used to be a country, acts like it is its own country, and all the other states still think it should be its own country.

They're like that family you try not to interact with when you have to see them once a year at Christmas.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
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New York, the place is as trashy and unpleasant as the accent sounds. If you don't mind spending a small fortune to split a broom closet with a roommate that has a view of a brick wall, it's a good place to realize you suck at acting and comedy.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
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I'd roast Indianapolis if I had any idea about what was there.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
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Every time someone has a go at NJ, it's never substantial, just "lol nj are you fuckin kidding me."

You could go at least mention the environmental pollution.
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Every time someone has a go at NJ, it's never substantial, just "lol nj are you fuckin kidding me."

You could go at least mention the environmental pollution.


Or the horrible accent.

Or how people's entire frame of reference is motorway exits.
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Or the horrible accent.

Or how people's entire frame of reference is motorway exits.

The NJ accent is really just the standard mid-Atlantic American accent. So that's not even a dig at NJ.
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What does the NYC accent sound like? I can't hear it thanks to the incessant beeping of car horns.
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I think the wildfires have already done the roasting.



10/10 nice roast

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You mean the California of the Rockies?

Everything is high, including the altitude, taxes and citizenry. It's like the worst parts of the west coast, with more snow.


inferior roast
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#39
New York accent is beautiful fite me

(Unless you wear glasses I'm still weighing that issue)
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New York, the place is as trashy and unpleasant as the accent sounds. If you don't mind spending a small fortune to split a broom closet with a roommate that has a view of a brick wall, it's a good place to realize you suck at acting and comedy.

that's an interesting way to spell cockroaches




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