Poll: When do you stop wiping?
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View poll results: When do you stop wiping?
When I can see that there is no poopy on the paper
35 90%
When I feel like there is no poopy on the paper
4 10%
Voters: 39.
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#2
2.5 wipes, regardless of shit duration and paper quality.
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#3
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#5
Quote by RAB11
2.5 wipes, regardless of shit duration and paper quality.
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#6
It depends.
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#8
when the Machine Head song ends
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#9
When stupid questions stop appearing in the pit...
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#10
I stop when the paper comes out clean, even when I wet it in the sink first.
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#11
Jew Chords would've been the best poster in this thread.
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#12
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I stop when the paper comes out clean, even when I wet it in the sink first.


invest in baby wipes

my butthole loves me
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#13
Quote by Trowzaa
invest in baby wipes

my butthole loves me
Mine does too! Mostly because I've got a bottle of shower gel that fits just right though
#14
Quote by Banjocal
Mine does too! Mostly because I've got a bottle of shower gel that fits just right though


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#15
Quote by Trowzaa
invest in baby wipes
I've been considering it for a while now. Pre-wet butt paper.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


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#16
Till I can't see (or un-see) the poopie on the paper... Glad to see Im not weird for looking at my shit tape


I wonder what blind people do?
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#17
Quote by SFosterS
Till I can't see (or un-see) the poopie on the paper... Glad to see Im not weird for looking at my shit tape


I wonder what blind people do?
sniff test

Or guide dogs they show the paper to, bark indicates severity of the situation
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I stop when the paper comes out clean, even when I wet it in the sink first.

How are you able to use wet toilet paper? Doesn't it just fall apart?

I've never heard of that.
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#19
Quote by Banjocal
Mine does too! Mostly because I've got a bottle of shower gel that fits just right though
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#20
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#22
Wipe wipe wipe til the break of dawn
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#23
Quote by eGraham
How are you able to use wet toilet paper? Doesn't it just fall apart?

I've never heard of that.
Make a small but still usable ball out of it and only put part of it under the stream of water so the part you're holding is dry.

I too was skeptical at first but it's worth it.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


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#25
Don't you hate it when you have a nice clean ass....but a couple farts later you feel all dirty and itchy? Uh....just repeating what Arby told me.
#26
Quote by Trowzaa
invest in baby wipes

my butthole loves me
So much this.

I occasionally get teased for using them, but if having the cleanest and least irritated butthole of anyone in any given room is something to be teased about, then tease away my friends.
#27
Quote by Banjocal
Mine does too! Mostly because I've got a bottle of shower gel that fits just right though


No...not like that. It's not supposed to go IN your ass....
#28
I could make a joke at the expense of our gay brothers here...but I shall politely decline
#29
Quote by Trowzaa
invest in baby wipes

my butthole loves me


Can get like 24 toilet rolls for the equivalent cost of one pack of those though
#30
Holy edit function, Tobus!
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#31
Quote by Banjocal
Holy edit function, Tobus!
I make zillions of mistakes. Edit is my friend
#32
Evidently not, what with this very reportable doubleposting
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#33
Quote by Banjocal
Evidently not, what with this very reportable doubleposting


What double posting?
#35
Wet wipes are where it's at. All you fuckers don't realize it but you're walking around with filthy assholes unless you use them, I guarantee it.
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#36
The real question is do you sit like a normal person when you wipe or do you stand?


Or are you one of those weirdo serial killers that go hybrid style?
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#37
Quote by TobusRex
Don't you hate it when you have a nice clean ass....but a couple farts later you feel all dirty and itchy? Uh....just repeating what Arby told me.


You misunderstood.

I said I love it when YOU have a nice clean ass...
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#38
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
The real question is do you sit like a normal person when you wipe or do you stand?


Until very recently I didn't realise there were two ways of doing it. Sitting doesn't make any sense to me. Why would you make it harder for yourself?

Stuff like this interests me because most people are taught this kinda thing at a very young age by either one or both of their parents. As it isn't something that is usually openly discussed, people can have totally different ways of wiping their ass that they have done all their lives.

Also I like talking about poopy.
#39
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
The real question is do you sit like a normal person when you wipe or do you stand?


Or are you one of those weirdo serial killers that go hybrid style?


I stand when I shit and sit when I wipe.
#40
Quote by Random3
Until very recently I didn't realise there were two ways of doing it. Sitting doesn't make any sense to me. Why would you make it harder for yourself?

Stuff like this interests me because most people are taught this kinda thing at a very young age by either one or both of their parents. As it isn't something that is usually openly discussed, people can have totally different ways of wiping their ass that they have done all their lives.

Also I like talking about poopy.


How is sitting hard? You're already sitting to shit and all you gotta do is hit up that lean action and you're good to go.


Do you go old school dry boy or wet naps?
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