#1
After being weird for a couple of Days my parents sent me to a mental hospital. I had done lsd and even though it was initially a positive experience the aftermath was horrifying. I am now quite well but bored to tears throughout the days. Does the pit have any suggestions on activities to keep me occupied for about a week and a half more. I obviously have my computer here but i can't play games as well as at home. Lag and inferior setup make it not Worth. I have also tried drawing but i didnt like it. I work out a bit and have lost weight which is the only positive. Well that and finding religion but that mostly just makes me feel slight guilt for masturbating. Any advice is welcome.
#2
When I was sectioned I read books, listened to Christian radio and got to know the other people there.
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#3
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When I was sectioned I read books, listened to Christian radio and got to know the other people there.


So that's what happened.

OP: read some books, watch some TV. Draw lots of violent bloody pictures and leave them laying around for the staff to pick up.

Oh...probably you shouldn't do that last thing.
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So that's what happened.
I'm not really that bad am I?
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#6
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I'm not really that bad am I?


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#7
I have a hard time getting around to Reading even in these circumstances. Probably will though. Thanks for the advice fellas.
#8
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I have a hard time getting around to Reading even in these circumstances.
Well it's one of the smaller towns in England but they have a lovely yearly festival so if you do have some time off I'd relish the opportunity!
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#9
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I have a hard time getting around to Reading even in these circumstances. Probably will though. Thanks for the advice fellas.


I can recommend lots of fun, page turning novels. The Dresden Files books are a ton of fun to read (way, way funner than the mediocre TV show). The MonsterHunter series by Larry Correia is really fun too. Steven King's short story collections are outstanding (although his novels are boring, imo), and you can get them in used bookstores for about 50 cents each.

I'd avoid Dostoevsky, though, unless you want permanent residency at the hospital.
#10
Tell them that you "like the way they talk UmmmHmmm"
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#11
The Brothers Kewbfemov does end on a hopeful note though it's not really that grim bar facing the absurdity of existence and succumbing to thoughtless nihilism and murrdyrr
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#13
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sudokus


That's a great suggestion if you want him to develop OCD issues as well
#14
I did a lot of yoga and meditation.
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You have uncensored access to the internet in a mental hospital?
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You have uncensored access to the internet in a mental hospital?

Also this.
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#18
y do we have so many crazy ppl
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y do we have so many crazy ppl


bcoz death scream satan metal telling people to inject marijuanas
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#20
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y do we have so many crazy ppl


Because this is the beta pool and all the sensible people hopped off the internet years ago.
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#21
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y do we have so many crazy ppl
the voices tell me to keep coming here
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#23
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I don't get it


It was a joke about sudoku becoming habit forming. I used to be addicted to those puzzles.
#24
It very much is, no joke. I've moved onto chess puzzles now cuz I hate Sudoku puzzles after doing hundreds over a short span.
#25
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Because this is the beta pool and all the sensible people hopped off the internet years ago.

Y'know
You keep saying this
But you're here too
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#26
OP: I'd consider smearing the walls with my feces, as well. Writing haiku on the walls in feces, to be precise.

"My butt cheeks apart
They squoze out this smelly art
I placed on the wall"
#27
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Y'know
You keep saying this
But you're here too


Yeah but I'm here mostly for the gear and food talk, not to wallow in my failed HS relationships and lack of friends


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#29
OP, you found religion ?

Jeeze your parents were right in locking you up
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