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#1
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#2
Fuck no. Lock me up.
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#4
That's a trapdoor. Timid things, low-risk bite.

Have at it.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#5
Hmmmm....spider.

Trapdoor spiders have a pretty nasty (painful) bite though, and they won't tolerate being handled. Probably be bitten several times, but in a day or two you'll be good as new and out of jail.
#6
You better believe I'll be dropping that soap.
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#7
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You better believe I'll be dropping that soap.
oooh actually yeah I'll take the 30 days please
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#8
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oooh actually yeah I'll take the 30 days please


I thought your first answer was suspect...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#9
jail can't be that bad
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#10
What kind of jail though?


Like a local pen isnt too bad you know. They have muffins and shit.
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#11
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jail can't be that bad
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I mean that show could be inaccurate but

nah
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#12
Maximum security or the kind where they send old dudes who stole fruit

Either way honestly I'd rather go to jail
#13
I'm not passing Go, nor am I collecting 200 currency units.
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#14
Yeah no problem. Hold it, but with funnel spider antidote right next to me just in case
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#15
The spider's scarier so that. Gotta face your fears.
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#17
I'll get some reading done for a month
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
Can I shove my hand in really hard and smash it and proceed to hold its gooey corpse for 30 seconds or no
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#19
Spider probably. As long as it can't bite and kill me
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#20
Can I take the spider with me to jail? Who's gonna fuck with a dude holding that spider
#21
Can I wear like some welding gloves? If so then I'll grab that bastard if not please send some money to my commisary.
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#22
Right now I'd probably hold the spider. But maybe later I'll change my mind so it depends on my mood.
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#24
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Can I shove my hand in really hard and smash it and proceed to hold its gooey corpse for 30 seconds or no


Are we talking about the spider or...?
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#26
Where in the world has spiders like that?!?!


Also I'll take jail because everyone knows that lady jail is all hair braiding and synchronised periods
#27
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Where in the world has spiders like that?!?!


Also I'll take jail because everyone knows that lady jail is all hair braiding and synchronised periods


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#28
Let's see
Possibly get poisoned and die by whatever the fuck that is

Or get anal raped for 30 days ...

I'll take the sweet sweet death, at least I don't have to live the rest of my life with a jail record ...
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#29
Lubing up as we speak
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
As long as it's solitary confinement in a maximum security prison, I will choose prison.
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#33
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#35
idk I feel like jail could be a really profound experience that teaches me a lot about myself & the human condition, whereas what are the benefits of holding a spider?
#36
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idk I feel like jail could be a really profound experience that teaches me a lot about myself & the human condition, whereas what are the benefits of holding a spider?
what if it really likes you and you make a new friend who loves you and cares for you
they're coming to take me away
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#37
I'll hold the spider because fuck you spider
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#38
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Where in the world has spiders like that?!?!


Also I'll take jail because everyone knows that lady jail is all hair braiding and synchronised periods

And according to Orange Is the New Black, lots of girl-on-girl sex.

Can I go to lady jail?
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#39
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As long as it's solitary confinement in a maximum security prison, I will choose prison.


lol pleeease. Realistically, you wouldnt last 5 hrs, 6 tops, in solitary. I know the Dutch are shitty, and must be eventually eradicated, but they're not that bad man
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