#2
something something personality politics


something something any self-respecting nation would commit a mass-reset

something something worship satan kill your parents
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#3
WRONG

Trump = Satan
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#4
I genuinely don't know how to react to this. It's funny but not ha ha funny. This man might be president.
#5
lolmerica

also i am genuinely concerned
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#6
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I genuinely don't know how to react to this. It's funny but not ha ha funny. This man might be president.


I laugh because it's parody and satire manifested. Like, straight-up Poe's Law in the flesh.
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#9
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Are there precedents set by former presidents where they're pitted against satan himself?

I only think Bill Clinton when he was explaining what happened between him and Monica to Hillary.
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#10
Haha, America, more like

Amoral-ca

Take that, peasants
o()o

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#11
Nah, that's just Satan possessing Trump...

Who am I kidding? Satan has better things to do.
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#12
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Are there precedents set by former presidents where they're pitted against satan himself?


Nah, but Lincoln kicked some Vampire ass!!
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#13
Satan? I just call her Hillary.
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#14
uhm yeah well too bad all Protestants are going to burn in Hell for all eternity, that's just a fact, ok, try joining the real Church.
#15
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#17
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I can't believe that some people over there actually want that mess as their president.
It helps if you categorise them as a different class of people.
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