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#1
There is now a Patronus quiz on Pottermore

get at it, lads.

My patronus is the little owl

My God, it's full of stars!
#2
sick

i got a hawk

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Last edited by Trowzaa at Sep 22, 2016,
#3
holy fuckin shit

IT'S A BROWN BEAR

This might genuinely be the happiest day of my life
#4
Even though its all silly, the amount of effort into that website is beautiful.




There's something weirdly phallic about all these results I'm getting

First big black donger now this
o()o

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#6
A FUCKING GREY SQUIRREL

NO

FUCK OFF
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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^ I'm sorry your highness I forgot that I'm subhuman. . .

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Normani
Normani
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#7
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A FUCKING GREY SQUIRREL

NO

FUCK OFF


Clearly you didn't read the story, which said that one of the strongest ones was a mouse, smh
My God, it's full of stars!
#9
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Clearly you didn't read the story, which said that one of the strongest ones was a mouse, smh


No, squirrels are the fucking worst. I fucking hate them, and I wouldn't be sad if they all fucked off and died this very instant. If that were to happen, I would be so happy. One day, my grandkids would ask, "Grandpa, were you alive when squirrels were still around?" and I would answer, "If you bring that up ever again, I will kick you out of my home and disown you."

Fuck squirrels.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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^ I'm sorry your highness I forgot that I'm subhuman. . .

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Normani
Normani
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#10
listen you stupid fucking bastards they are like rats with tails except they're fluffier and if you throw a stick in their vicinity they chase after it because they think it's food and you can lure them right up to you. Do you know what this means? I bet you can't comprehend it you dumb cunt - squirrels chase after sticks like dogs, and their fluffy tail bounces about as they do it it's like Priscilla from Dark Souls but in my petplay fanfic that is fanstastic.

Best of all? The like nuts you dense motherfucker so next time you're enjoying some pistachos or sunflower nuts with your afternoon tea I hope that you think twice before iddsing squirrels. little bitch
Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY
#12
^ I like how JKR retweeted that and said it was funny

I don't think the Harambe thing is funny at all, but it's cool that she's so not crotchedy
My God, it's full of stars!
#14
I got a brown bear as well, which is pretty funny considering my scrawny white self
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brot pls
#15
Is there a way to do it without making an account?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#18
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Eugh


You probably can't even produce a corporeal patronus
My God, it's full of stars!
#19
most men can if they do it quick enough it's just like blowing smoke rings really
Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY
#20



Eagle, bitches. Get on my level.
Check out my band Disturbed
#23
damn i haven't been on pottermore in forever, at least like 2011
i don't think i even remember which email or password lol
im just gonna make a new one, fuck it
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#24
i got a hedgehog? wtf lol

https://my.pottermore.com/patronus

im gonna go check out the rest of the site

edit:
Gryffindor
Congratulations on being sorted into Gryffindor

cool, last time i took the sorting house test i got ravenclaw, and it had very different questions back then, looks like pottermore stepped up their game


https://my.pottermore.com/sorting-hat/outcome
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



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#25
I got a white swan. I don't know what that means or how to feel about it.

Also, the damn thing froze after the last question without telling me what I got, I had to go back into the patronus thing to see what it was. I'm sure it's due to my shit internet.
#27


I don't know what this is, some kind of rat or something.
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#28
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I don't know what this is, some kind of rat or something.


laughed out loud at this
Check out my band Disturbed
#30
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I don't know what this is, some kind of rat or something.

swear to god this is perfect
#31
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holy fuckin shit

IT'S A BROWN BEAR

This might genuinely be the happiest day of my life


Legit happy for you
My God, it's full of stars!
#32
i need this bullshit explained to me via bernie potter memes asap




#33
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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#37
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Yours is so cool tho ;_; creepy devil unicorn that only murder witnesses can see.
o()o

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#39
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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