#1
So I was driving with my year old ball python yesterday, I put her in her tub in the seat next me. When I looked over, she was gone. I pulled over, took everything out of my car, but it was clear she crawled under the seat or into the dashboard/console area. I put a water dish, a box with a heater under it and a dead mouse in case she smells it. My dad put moth balls in the car, since they hate them, put I took them out since I figured that wouldnt make her want to come out (logic).

Anyway, if you have been in a similar situation or have any advice, that would be much appreciated.

And if you're thinking about saying something shitty like, "You should have kept her in a closed box, dummy, that's what you get durhur" save it. I learned my lesson from this, so keep your negativity to yourself.
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#2
the other day I was driving on the highway and I saw a spider on the roof of my car. I swiped at it and it fell into my lap. I smacked at it and hit myself in the balls pretty hard and it hurt. the spider got away and I never did find it


hope u find ur snake
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#3
why were you driving around with a snake in your car?
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#6
So why didn't you keep it in a box again?


Hope you like engine fried python. I hear it tastes like chicken.
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#7
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So I was driving with my year old ball python yesterday, I put her in her tub in the seat next me.

Anyway, if you have been in a similar situation or have any advice, that would be much appreciated.


I have also driven a car, hope this helps.
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Curse you Mink! Not only did you steal my joke, you executed it better!
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#10
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the other day I was driving on the highway and I saw a spider on the roof of my car. I swiped at it and it fell into my lap. I smacked at it and hit myself in the balls pretty hard and it hurt. the spider got away and I never did find it


hope u find ur snake

Part of me prays this actually happened, simply for the lul factor.
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Part of me prays this actually happened, simply for the lul factor.


it did. still had another hour on the drive, too. kept watching for that little fucker
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Curse you Mink! Not only did you steal my joke, you executed it better!

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Now, now guys... Let's settle this like rational adults.


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#15
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Set the car on fire a little, and the snake will make it's own way out.


just a little... just a tad...
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Hello.
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#16
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just a little... just a tad...
Well, if he want the snake alive, obviously.
#18
you need to find a girl who's a snake charmer....one that will get down there and whisper to it
#19
Unless you could hear your snake or see evidence that it uses its water and dead mouse you put out for it; I highly doubt your snake is still on board.
It must have slithered through some hole (what vehicle is it)? and out onto whatever ever road you were on at the time.
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#21
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Anyway, if you have been in a similar situation

I am Australian and I can't think of any reason I would be in a similar situation....even with our population of ouchy bitey things
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#23
I have to admit, the name "Ball Python" makes it sound like someone is having a big fucking laugh right about now.....
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why were you driving around with a snake in your car?

For when he's thirsty and needs to drink his piss.
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#26
Don't give Harrison Ford a ride, Indy hates snakes!
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#27
HELP! My car IS a snake!





...modes and scales are still useless.


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#28
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why were you driving around with a snake in your car?
Probably to get from A to B?
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