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Voters: 16.
#1
Hey guys


I just got a pm from this smoking hot girl on UG. She wants to get to know me because I interested her. I've always wanted a hot chick who also plays guitar. Should I do it?


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#3
"i read your comment. Y0u interested me. Let's get acquainted? "

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#4
Hello My Sweet Dear,
How are you?hope fine. My name is Ramatu. I am single girl,never married. I pick interest to communicate with you for purpose.I have something important i want to discuss with you private. Please i will like you to reply me to my private email address(ramatutata@hotmail.com)for easy communication and to tell you reason i contacted you together with my pictures,and details about me. I am waiting to hear from you soon. Remain blessed.
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#5
Dude, even her NAME is hot. That's like one in a million odds, you better capitalize on this.
#6
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Dude, even her NAME is hot. That's like one in a million odds, you better capitalize on this.


yeah and maybe she's also related to chino moreno
gotta get dem connections nomsayin? lol
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#7
it appears she is also interested in me

ay stewie let's golden gate this ho nahmean
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#9
ah shit she into me too

can you say, "bukkake" fellas
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#10
Oh. Are you just now finding out about her? She hooked me up wit dem digits ages ago, but I broke it off. Was a little too clingy for my taste.
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#12
I forgot profiles existed, maybe I've got messages from babestations too.

Nope last message was last year from Banjocal.
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#13
Sure, go ahead, have my sloppy 2nds.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#15
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There's no girls in the fandom.

False, check out 23:41 at that one video
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#16
it must be real no sexy hot babes ever pm me
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#18
good job stew u gettin in w the poussey
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#19
TFW not even bots bother with you.

/wrists

EDIT: Updated for TFW someone is too lazy too get a pic off google images to try catfishing you with
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Last edited by slapsymcdougal at Sep 28, 2016,