#2
We've had this thread already just sayin

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#4
Clearly wants you to teach her how to play a D


I'm sorry
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#5
People are just casually posting this in the chat thread now so it's a little old.

I'm more interested in the conclusion of your "Pronounce mini's name, winner receives pizza" thread.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
Joshua Garcia

Rooster has an aversion to finishing threads. We still haven't found out which one was ETR and which one was rooster.
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We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#8
hey at least she learned how to spell "y0u" nomsayin?
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#10
please this shit is so september
PM me for newts
#12
Lol at people who accepted it
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#14
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Joshua Garcia

Rooster has an aversion to finishing threads. We still haven't found out which one was ETR and which one was rooster.


I'm a thread entrepreneur. I have no interest in running the company, just starting it. Perhaps I should assign thread captains whenever one hits the second page.

I'm also like 80% sure I posted the answer key.
Last edited by JustRooster at Oct 3, 2016,
#15
She's on all fours? Fucking use the Dog Filter once and these bitches think they already one.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#16
I got one of these but it's a different girl doing a different naked pose.

I'd screenshot but I can't be bothered.
#19
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I'm a thread entrepreneur. I have no interest in running the company, just starting it. Perhaps I should assign thread captains whenever one hits the second page.

I'm also like 80% sure I posted the answer key.

You were supposed to confuse people about myself and Stewie

Also I got one of these requests and I wonder if this has ever worked for someone. Like if this were a real person I'd be a little scared of them.
#20
Quit your bragging.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Gabriel Fauré


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#21
JustRooster
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You were supposed to confuse people about myself and Stewie


It's in the works. Just keep posting in #2016.
#25
ay bb let's get acquainted
i don't know why i feel so dry
#26
Got the same one too
A poem.
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