#2
You're clickbaiting with clickbait

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#3
brb congratulating seanlang's mom
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#4
Dat first comment tho... >_>

Edit: It's no longer first, so for context:

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#5
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Dat first comment tho... >_>


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#6
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Dat first comment tho... >_>
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#7
bare hella good dans la maison inniirrr
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#8
jokes on you op
your teeth still have hiv
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#9
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brb congratulating seanlang's mom
Thats what hard-working medical researchers do, no need for the congrats. I'm sure your mother will be first in line for the treatment though.


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#10
Please let this be true. It's such a terrible disease and it deserves a cold, methodical death.
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#11
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Please let this be true. It's such a terrible disease and it deserves a cold, methodical death.


Is it such a horrible disease that it truly deserves a genocide?
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#12
Is this the technique using single-domain antibodies from llamas? Im actually going to collect llama blood, bone marrow and spleen tomorrow for work. ?


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#14
HIV has been cured. It's just that big pharma knows there's more money in treating illness than curing it, so they suppress it. Mark my words, everyone in this story will wind up dead soon
#15
Disease = Population Control and benefits big pharma

Legal Tobacco = Population Control and benefits big tobacco

Just stating the facts
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#16
Legal weed = more open minded citizens and less spent on big pharma = bad for those in charge

Legal alcohol = more volatile population and an excuse for enforcing political and social structures = good for those in charge
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#17
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Legal weed = more open minded citizens and less spent on big pharma = bad for those in charge

Legal alcohol = more volatile population and an excuse for enforcing political and social structures = good for those in charge


But Reefer Madness though
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#18
Any website that asks me to turn off adblocker can go fuck itself.
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#19
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Is it such a horrible disease that it truly deserves a genocide?


#notallepidemics
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Top quality post, mi amigo.
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#21
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Any website that asks me to turn off adblocker can go fuck itself.
Yea, I mean, not content with the raping their print advertising revenues have taken, they need more fiscal fisting by being unable to monetize online content.
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#22
South Park found the cure years ago. You just have inject yourself with money.
#23
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Yea, I mean, not content with the raping their print advertising revenues have taken, they need more fiscal fisting by being unable to monetize online content.


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#24
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Media evolves. Natural selection takes it's toll on providers who can't.
Fair enough.

Enjoy the future with clickbait and fuck all else.
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Fair enough.

Enjoy the future with clickbait and fuck all else.


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#26
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