Poll: What should I get?
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View poll results: What should I get?
A plant
22 69%
A goldfish
3 9%
fukt
7 22%
Voters: 32.
#1
See poll.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#2
Is it Robert Plant?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#3
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Is it Robert Plant?


No but that's definitely what I'll name him.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#5
Quote by ErikLensherr
No but that's definitely what I'll name him.


In that case its a no brainer
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#6
you like hrc

so I think a plant would be good

you like things that don't do anything
Check out my band Disturbed
#7
It's 6-0-0 just close the poll

which plant you gonna get
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#9
Quote by ElMaco
It's 6-0-0 just close the poll

which plant you gonna get


idk w/e they got at Home Depot that I like the look of I suppose.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#10
Get a plant. You don't want to have to worry about taking care of a living creature.

Wait a minute...
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#12
definitely a plant

you can call it planty mcplantface as is popular with the facebook demographic
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Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#14
Cause nobody wants to be your friend
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#18
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Why am I not a choice in the poll??


Cuz no goldfish or plant ever threatened to kill me ?
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#21
Ooh! Ooh! Get a lilypad! Those are like, fish-plants!
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#22
Quote by ErikLensherr
See poll.


Quit fucking around and get a dog.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#23
Quote by guitarxo
You should get an orchid they're awesome


orchids aren't for beginners tho

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#24
As a proud father of two plants, I can honestly say that your life will be so much better.

It's a big responsibility, sure, but oh boy is it worth it.
I'll sing you a story of a duck
A duck whose name is Alfred Kwak
#25
Quote by ErikLensherr
idk w/e they got at Home Depot that I like the look of I suppose.


The* Home Depot
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If you want to be good you gotta git gud
#27
Quote by Fat Lard
The* Home Depot


fuck home depot go to a proper nursery

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I an evety characyer in this story
#28
Who am I, Victory213-

Oh like a plant nursery.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#29
Quote by StewieSwan
you like hrc

so I think a plant would be good

you like things that don't do anything
i can't like this enough

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#30
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
orchids aren't for beginners tho


I mean they're not but it's also really hard to kill them unless you're just a terrible plant person


not sure if they're good for the climate he lives in though
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#31
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
fuck home depot go to a proper nursery


The* Home Depot


Quote by risingforce1
If you want to be good you gotta git gud
#33
my vote goes to bonsai tree

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#34
Quote by ultimate-slash
As a proud father of two plants, I can honestly say that your life will be so much better.

It's a big responsibility, sure, but oh boy is it worth it.


Lol
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It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#35
A plant that can move, sorta...


It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders