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#2

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
Chew gum
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#5
Wear a welding mask
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#6
make someone else do it
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#10
i wear sunglasses and pretend i'm stevie wonder playing the clavinet bobbing my head around the tears
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#11
Is that whole chew gum thing real?
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#12
Stop getting attached to your onions, just cut them up and get it over with
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#13
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Is that whole chew gum thing real?


How can chewing gum be real when our mouths arent real?
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#14
Hold your breath. Seriously, it works. It's actually the strong scent that is making your eyes water, not necessarily fumes emanating onto your eyes.
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is the beating of prostitutes mandatory or optional?
Ii encourage it

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#16
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I can't believe they still have this guy's mug on their site
His face can't really be that shape, can it?
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#17
Hold a piece of bread in your mouth. It will absorb the onion juices that fly out of the cut onion flesh.
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#22
don't look directly at the onions while you cut them

cut the ends off first and rinse them
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#23
you can try cutting them in water

like put them in a bowl of water and cut them like that

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#25
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don't look directly at the onions while you cut them


how do I stop bleeding?

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#26
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how do I stop bleeding?
Stop being an onion when you cut onions.
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#27
what I do:
when peeling the first layer/skin off, peel it away from you so the "spray" (that you can't really see), isn't wouldn't be going towards you. I also look away for extra measure.

then before slicing/dicing, cut the onion in half as you might normally do, but immediately give the exposed part a rinse under cold water
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#28
Remember, to that onion you're one in a million.

That's a thousand in a billion.

There's about seven and half of those on earth.

The onion doesn't think you're special. It's stopped loving you the way it should it. You're right to be hurting it. Don't cry, give that fucker what it deserves.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#31


standard kitchen equipment
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I can't believe they still have this guy's mug on their site

This dude literally looks like the trollface.
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#34
I've never cried or had my eyes water while cutting onions. In fact up until recently I thought the whole thing was a myth because I've never had any problem whatsoever. You just need to grow some stronger eyes.
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#35
Light a candle next to the cutting board. Don't know if it's a placebo or if maybe the heat rising carries the fumes towards the candle and then up or what, but I've done it and it worked for me.

Sometimes when I just need a little onion I'll slice off part of it and put the rest in a ziplock bag in the fridge, then later when I cut up the rest of the onion it never bothers me. Don't know if it's the cold or if it's just because it's already been sliced and left sitting for a while.
#36
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Hold your breath. Seriously, it works. It's actually the strong scent that is making your eyes water, not necessarily fumes emanating onto your eyes.
then how come anosmic people still cry from it
#37
maybe i'm a heartless shithead but i cri nevertim when i cut onions, shit don't faze me
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#38
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then how come anosmic people still cry from it
Every anosmic person I know is tough as nails apparently
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#39
A lot of people cry when cutting onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.
#40
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A lot of people cry when cutting onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.


Toot it and boot it
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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