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Moderator elections on Ultimate Guitar Forum!

Do you want to make some changes we believe in? Do you really love UG and want to make it better? Then this is your chance. It’s time for the semi-annual moderator elections!

Each (almost) subforum will get a new moderator and you decide who it’s going to be.

The elections have 3 stages.

1) Nominations
Here are some hints for you on how to make a first step to becoming a moderator.
- Candidates who want to participate in elections must nominate themselves in corresponding threads.
- Candidates must nominate themselves in one subthread only.
- Candidates must nominate themselves within two days starting today (apply till 10.07).

2) Campaign.
You'll have to persuade users, why you're the one who deserves to be a moderator. You're free to promise profound advice and help to inexperienced users, or just things like fun monthly activities and crazy wallpapers. Users can ask you questions about your opinion on controversial subjects etc. The campaign will last for 7 days.

3) Election day!
Each subforum will get a voting poll.

Winners get a moderator status, glory, respect, love, and help from UG in organizing special events.

Basic eligibility for running:
- Account must be more than three months old
- Must have more than 180 posts
- Applicants must have a clear record for the last three months (no warnings or bans).





So you better get your slogans and promises ready
Good luck!

Here's the list of current candidates - and their campaigns:





UPDATE: So it's time to vote! Go to the link and choose a new moderator here!
#4
Vote for me because it'll be banter.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#5
eh.. this is the pit. It'll be be a popularity vote.
#7
if you vote for me

all of your wildest dreams will come true
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#8
I hope pavliickk finds this thread
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#10
UltimateGuizar for mod 2016
"It's him or K'nuckles"

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#12
i like the idea of stratkat being a mod. go stratkat!
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#13
Vote for me because I used to post here a lot so I know how to push people around. Make UG great again.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#15
yeah gary would be bare hella
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#16
Quote by K'Nuckles
Let's not lie cunts, I'd be fucking brilliant.


I've got a confirmed source telling me my opponent in this race has solicited prostitutes.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#17
Vote for me and I'll permaban all the anime weirdos, and will ensure that anyone who watches MLP is registered and forced to disclose that info whenever they move into a new neighborhood.

Make UG Creepless Again!
#18
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Vote for me and I'll permaban all the anime weirdos, and will ensure that anyone who watches MLP is registered and forced to disclose that info whenever they move into a new neighborhood.

Make UG Creepless Again!


music to my ears
Check out my band Disturbed
#19
Is there a way to vote for less mods?

t. concerned voter
Quote by risingforce1
If you want to be good you gotta git gud
#20
pls make me mod so i can see all the fun stuff in the secret mod forum
superman is killing himself tonight
#21
Quote by Fat Lard
Is there a way to vote for less mods?

t. concerned voter

No
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#22
I think we would be better off voting some current mods out.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Vote for me and I'll permaban all the anime weirdos, and will ensure that anyone who watches MLP is registered and forced to disclose that info whenever they move into a new neighborhood.

Make UG Creepless Again!


If you had a bowl of Skittles and 3 of them were poison would you elect any of them moderator of your guitar forum, that's our ali.guitarkid7 problem.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#25
Thank you in advance to the many many many many people who will undoubtedly vote me in.

As future moderator, I suggest we get real and just close this "election" ( ) right now. Save everyone the time and trouble.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
Quote by ErikLensherr
If you had a bowl of Skittles and 3 of them were poison would you elect any of them moderator of your guitar forum, that's our ali.guitarkid7 problem.

Don't you worry about it Little Marco
#27
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
UltimateGuizar for mod 2016
"It's him or K'nuckles"
Quote by ehbacon
Can I vote UltimateGuizar for mod instead of me? make it happen UG!


Hooray! I'll do it!

If I became a mod I'd be all, "the milky bars are on me"!

Do they still make them?
Last edited by UltimateGuizar at Oct 6, 2016,
#28
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Vote for me and I'll permaban all the anime weirdos, and will ensure that anyone who watches MLP is registered and forced to disclose that info whenever they move into a new neighborhood.

Make UG Creepless Again!

#29
Quote by UltimateGuizar

If I became a mod I'd be all, "the milky bars are on me"!
u will never be a mod
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
I would be dedicated, strict and eventually known as The Adbot Killer, but also a Right Laugh
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#32
If we unmod Hydra, will two mods come back in his place?
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#33
Quote by UltimateGuizar
I'll fucking kill you Hydra
Let's fight to the death
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#35
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Pfft, I've seen bigger men on top of wedding cakes.
Yeah but you haven't seen sweeter and more hopefully-edible
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
I've seen pics of Hydra and he is positively delicious
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#37
Quote by RAB11
If we unmod Hydra, will two mods come back in his place?

This is good.

But no.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#38
I nominate myself. I'm a relatively unknown and dumb user so idk why but make me a mod.
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#39
Quote by eGraham
This is good.

But no.
y u gotta be un-fun
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa