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you know when you're out with the mates having a pint down the rev and your mate Dom who's usually right on eyes some girl and thinks cor I'd like to sling one up her and only half an hour ago he's talking about how he wants to get a full time girl who loves him but then goes ahead and bangs a total nine for only five and starts getting taken advantage off

you ever disappointed in how the lads always go for the easy ones who only want their wallets smh right
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#2
Cuz instinct overrides self-awareness innit
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#3
seanlang's mom needs love too
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#4
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Cuz instinct overrides self-awareness innit
Please take your misandrist, essentialist ass down to the gulag
#5
Slags are nice cause you're horny and want to nut but you don't want to wake up the next morning with somebody and have to listen to how their shitty ass day went or some other BS IDGAF about.


If you're paying out the ass for a slag you're p pathetic tho RT
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#7
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Please take your misandrist, essentialist ass down to the gulag


soz, am sad today

no whip pls

pls
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#8
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soz, am sad today

no whip pls

pls


Here is a sad song for your sadboiing:


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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#9
not sad nuff

need more of this

o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#10
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not sad nuff

need more of this



I got u fam:


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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#11
u suk beefy
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#12
hegemonic structures override self-awareness innit
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#13
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hegemonic structures override self-awareness innit
ok calm urself zizek
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#14
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ok calm urself zizek


no *sniff*

anal plugs are the zeitgeist of the generation
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#15
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no *sniff*

anal plugs are the zeitgeist of the generation
As much as I dislike Roger Scruton he wrote a fuckin scathing article on Zizek the other day was proper hate banter
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#16
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Slags are nice cause you're horny and want to nut but you don't want to wake up the next morning with somebody and have to listen to how their shitty ass day went or some other BS IDGAF about.


If you're paying out the ass for a slag you're p pathetic tho RT


if u nut and u think of her straight after then you truly fancy her

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

bring back UG classic
#17
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if u nut and u think of her straight after then you truly fancy her


What if you nut and you were thinking about getting Mcdonalds after?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#19
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What if you nut and you were thinking about getting Mcdonalds after?


Then you're very hungry

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

bring back UG classic
#21
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Then you're very hungry


What if this is a regular thing? Should I see a doctor?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#23
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ok calm urself zizek
i haven't even read him i just know he's loud and sweaty
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#24
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Well, it depends on if


They're fit


I mean for the most part but I make questionable decisions on JD.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#25
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What if you nut and you were thinking about getting Mcdonalds after?


That you're hungry?
friends
#26
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That you're hungry?


Man, you're really smart.


Fuck.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#27
I had to use google to figure out slag was foreign for slut.

Depends on how lucid I am, and how horny I am. If I can reason my self to rub one out I might recover enough senses to get the hell out of there.

But usually I'm on pills, drunk, and I fall right into it. Happened many time before, I actually kinda hope it'll happen again.
#28
Serious answer inbound: the perception of promiscuity signals lower value and therefore ease. No one struggling with self-loathing wants an agent free to reject them.
#29
???
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
Sometimes it's nice to meet up with a slag during a night out with the brevs after you and your top m8s got done with some cheeky Nandos with the Archbishop of Banterbury who's a bloody ledge.
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#32

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


https://soundcloud.com/95dank

#33
Banj, I finally finished that article.

Dont show it to jam, he'll cry like babbyman
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#34
Why is anyone attracted to anyone? Anyone who is attracted to anyone in any way is a fucking disgrace tbh. Anyone who ever so much as glances in the general direction of a member of the opposite sex obviously has issues.
I have nothing important to say
#35
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soz, am sad today

no whip pls

pls


cheer up love

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#36
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Ass to mouth


You never go ass to mouth
Uncle aciD

&

The deadbeatS


Do What Your Love Tells You
#37
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Serious answer inbound: the perception of promiscuity signals lower value and therefore ease. No one struggling with self-loathing wants an agent free to reject them.

Pfft all right Poindexter we're talking about broads here, piss off.
Free Ali
#38
Quote by Banjocal
you know when you're out with the mates having a pint down the rev and your mate Dom who's usually right on eyes some girl and thinks cor I'd like to sling one up her and only half an hour ago he's talking about how he wants to get a full time girl who loves him but then goes ahead and bangs a total nine for only five and starts getting taken advantage off

you ever disappointed in how the lads always go for the easy ones who only want their wallets smh right

wat
Today I introduced myself
to my own feelings
#39
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wat
classic Dom
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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