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Friends, normies, lurkers, lend me your ears,

I officially announce my campaign to be elected as a Pit Mod.

So, why me?
-As someone who lives in the Southern Hemisphere, I can work the graveyard shift and keep you all safe from adbots while the Northern Hemisphere mods are asleep
-I have been instrumental in introducing new terminology into the Pit, such as "Wanking into a bin" or "dense idiot"
-I'm a top bloke ok


If you elect me as your mod, you can expect:
1. Better moderation of hot topic threads....lets all be nice to each other

2. Quicker response times to ban spammers during off peak times

3. A free puppy for everyone who votes to me*


MAKE UG GREAT AGAIN!

#tallie2016!


*-subject to puppy availability. Current stocks= 0
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no
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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Quote by gonzaw
The undocumented illegal multis are coming in droves. They are taking all of our memes, they are bringing shitposts, they are bringing dank. Some, I assume, are good people

What do you plan to do about it?

My platform can really be reduced to a single core issue:

Don't be a dick.

If there are illegal multis coming here to steal our memes, then I propose to build a wall to stop them coming in, and that is a metaphor for saying that I will ban the shit out of them and eradicate their shitposts until they are more deeply purged than an unknown in Stalinist Russia

Thank you
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#5
If it isn't me, it should be good pal Jacob.


That is all.


It should still be me tho ok
#6
Quote by gonzaw
The undocumented illegal multis are coming in droves. They are taking all of our memes, they are bringing shitposts, they are bringing dank. Some, I assume, are good people

What do you plan to do about it?

Open borders, except no one here is allowed to leave.
#7
Why are you so afraid to actually debate Mr. Garcia and myself? Are you a nerd?
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#8
I have no time for petty games, while you two bicker, I am actually getting things done.

Why are you so afraid of action?
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Quote by i_lovemetallica
I have no time for petty games, while you two bicker, I am actually getting things done.

Why are you so afraid of action?


What's that? Sorry, while you were backing down from the real issues, I just learned Funeralopolis on bass.
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#11
Quote by zgr0826
What's that? Sorry, while you were backing down from the real issues, I just learned Funeralopolis on bass.

But lets focus on the REAL issues.

Who the fuck even cares about Funeralopolis?
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Quote by i_lovemetallica
But lets focus on the REAL issues.

Who the fuck even cares about Funeralopolis?


Let me point out that my opponent has no appreciation for patrician music. Do you really want him in a position of authority?
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Quote by zgr0826
Let me point out that my opponent has no appreciation for patrician music. Do you really want him in a position of authority?

Let me point out that my opponent is a big meanie
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If there's anyone on this forum that would make a decent mod, it would most likely be this guy. He's down-to-earth and pretty cool to talk to. You have my support bro.

#16
Thank you for your support friend
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Quote by whywefight
would you or would you not grab her by the pussy

My apologies for not seeing this earlier.

I would only grab her by the pussy if she explicitly said that I could and we were both consenting adults. I am a gentleman
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Pffft, I heard you love metallica

Goddamn nerd

HA
o()o

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Quote by EpiExplorer
Pffft, I heard you love metallica

Goddamn nerd

HA

I am not afraid to make my feelings known No pit-goer should be worried about what their mods are saying about them behind their backs and it allows for maximum transparency ok
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Do you have any comments on the fact that you supposedly do come from a land down under?
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#22
Just for the record if a tie-break is needed I'm quite happy to give the one vote I'll get due to my mum signing up to UG to Tallie. Obvious choice really.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#23
What is your stance on taking advantage of very gorgeous, drunk, and irresponsible young women? And confused young men?
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Quote by i_lovemetallica
I have no time for petty games.


Moderating the Pit is pretty much petty games.

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Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound


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Quote by RAB11
Just for the record if a tie-break is needed I'm quite happy to give the one vote I'll get due to my mum signing up to UG to Tallie. Obvious choice really.

Tallie2016 and RAB112016 already forming a voting block, you heard it here first folks.
With so many micro-parties in the running, this could be a calculated strategic move for the centrists.
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Quote by ultimate-slash
Do you have any comments on the fact that you supposedly do come from a land down under?

I do come from a land down under,
Where women glow
And men chunder

And I am proud of it
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Quote by TobusRex
What is your stance on taking advantage of very gorgeous, drunk, and irresponsible young women? And confused young men?

How gorgeous are we talking?


Jk, taking advantage is a bad thing, unless it's taking advantage of a discount Chinese buffet
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Quote by Banjocal
Why are jerks always attracted to girls?

How long is a piece of string?
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#34
Much like how I swipe right to everyone on tinder, I'll take what I can get
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Good man I am trying to take this somewhat seriously.
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Quote by Pastafarian96
It's mostly the graveyard shift thing, we need one of those
I'm an option for that too, you know. As I've said, I do work night shift for a living.

But yes I see your point. And as long as you're voting, you're doing a great service for your nation forum.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
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#38
The only difference is that tallie is from Australia, and the tiny amount of national pride that exists within me is kinda shining through

Not saying other countries aren't great but home is where the heart is
#39
Hi everyone,

I am still in the running. Think of me as a nicer, less Donald Trump-esque version of everyone else in the race
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