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The person who """""wins""""" this """""""""""""""""""election""""""""""""""""""" doesn't actually get any significant powers. UG is a broken system, and I'm the Latino revolutionary you need to begin taking down this oppressive system built on compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, and the """""""elite""""""" of this site. We do not have to endure this any longer! Together, we can take the power back!

We will bring forth a poster's paradise, free of any restrictions on friendly banter, but fierce repercussions for asshattery!

Shitposters of the Pit, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

#REVOLUTION2016

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#2
so who's gonna pay for the wall
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No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
#3
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so who's gonna pay for the wall

The Spambots' programmers. They have plenty of money from scamming people.
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#4
That's right they have plenty of money. From takin all are jerbs.
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No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
#5
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That's right they have plenty of money. From takin all are jerbs.


We need to bring the shitposting jobs home!
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#6
Don't listen to this man he watches anime!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#7
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Don't listen to this man he watches anime!



I am not ashamed by this. I believe that the Pit can banter about this without being malicious. This is the future I want for us all.
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#8
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more an more
Is this the kind of man we want as a moderator? Someone who doesn't pay attention to details in a place where they matter most? How can we trust a man when he chooses to overlook minor details, no matter how small? This typo says a lot about this man.

I'll probably do the same but at least I'm upfront about it.

#Garcia2016
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
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Is this the kind of man we want as a moderator? Someone who doesn't pay attention to details in a place where they matter most? How can we trust a man when he chooses to overlook minor details, no matter how small? This typo says a lot about this man.

I'll probably do the same but at least I'm upfront about it.

#Garcia2016


If anything, that typo shows that I'm not some preprogrammed political droid. I am organic in my thoughts, and genuine in my beliefs.

(Also, let the attack ads begin, m8)
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#10
Laides and Gentlemen, as you can see, two of our main candidates are already squabbling. This is not the type of Pit we want

#tallie2016
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
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so who's gonna pay for the wall

OP's wall of text?

No voting for someone who needs an essay to get their point across
#12
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OP's wall of text?

No voting for someone who needs an essay to get their point across


This is what I'm talking about. There's no appreciation for actual discourse on memes anymore. I will help elevate the level of discussion on this forum while increasing the memeconomy.
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#13
Well, you've got my vote.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#15
Do not vote for this man, he is a zigzagoon, and what is a zigzagoon? A NORMAL type, aha!
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#17
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Do you play it left hand?


I can play fairly well left handed, yes.
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#19
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Shave your beard and I'll vote for you.

I appreciate your candor, but I must stick to my virtues. If I were to shave my beard sole to gain one vote, then what kind of integrity would I have? Not very good, so instead, I hope you will think about what I've just said, and decide to vote for me based on the sincerity of my campaign and its beliefs.
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#20
Quote by zgr0826
My fellow UGers, we have a huge problem facing us today, and that problem is a lack of fun on this forum!

Many people will say straight out that the idea of fun anywhere, let alone on the off-topic discussion forum of a Russian guitar tabulature website, is a pipe dream, but I am willing to say that they are wrong.

Also, free weed for everyone!*

Remember, vote zgr0826 (Ziggy) for mod, and Make UG Fun Again!

*Unless weed is illegal where you live, you are underage in you municipality, or if I just don't feel like it.

Here we have zgr0826 limiting himself to one issue, fun. Interesting. He starts by strawmanning his opponents intimating they don't like 'fun', then launches into a tirade of promises and intentions, which seem outlandish. Weed for everyone? An impossible task, clearly one election promise he will not be keeping. Also the oxymoron "organised chaos" indicates our candidate needs to pick up a dictionary.
#21
Quote by zgr0826
I will also rain down hot fury on malicious and petty bullshit.


malicious and petty bullshit is my bread and butter, I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HERE
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
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Weed for everyone? An impossible task, clearly one election promise he will not be keeping.
Plus, free weed for everyone without free gyros will only result in unsatisfied munchies for everyone.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#23
A vote for Ziggy is a vote to turn the Pit into a scene out of Amish Paradise.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
Quote by zgr0826
I appreciate your candor, but I must stick to my virtues. If I were to shave my beard sole to gain one vote, then what kind of integrity would I have? Not very good, so instead, I hope you will think about what I've just said, and decide to vote for me based on the sincerity of my campaign and its beliefs.



It's for Pit Mod. This isn't about integrity. You're basically groveling in text format.
#25
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A vote for Ziggy is a vote to turn the Pit into a scene out of Amish Paradise.


CHURNED BUTTER ONCE OR TWIIICE
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#26
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CHURNED BUTTER ONCE OR TWIIICE


A vote for Ziggy is a vote for churning your own butter. Who has time for that in this modern day and age?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
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*nod.gif*


Do you mind if I use this in my advertising?
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#29
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Do you mind if I use this in my advertising?


by all means

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#30
Quote by theogonia777
A vote for Ziggy is a vote for churning your own butter. Who has time for that in this modern day and age?


I will churn the butter of anyone who asks. Please stop spreading this misinformation k thnx.
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#31
UPDATE: I am joining forces with Ali! Together, we will bring the changes UG needs!
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#32
fucking sellout
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hard sciences don't have correct and incorrect answers actually
#33
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UPDATE: I am joining forces with Ali! Together, we will bring the changes UG needs!

Another joins Ali's righteous cause! zgr0826 is the most smart! We're heading towards a bigly victory!
#34
Treason, treason I say!

#FreeGyros
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#35
Ali = Charles Manson
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#36

#YesWeBanj2016
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#37
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#YesWeBanj2016


Time for me to Cummies up that thread
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#38
Quote by EpiExplorer
Do not vote for this man, he is a zigzagoon, and what is a zigzagoon? A NORMAL type, aha!



Zigzagoon is pretty cute though
#39
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I will help elevate the level of discussion on this forum


"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#40
This election is a joke, comrades! Join me, and we will storm the gates of tyranny and take back what is ours!
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