Poll: who was cuter in romeo + juliet?
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View poll results: who was cuter in romeo + juliet?
leo
5 63%
claire
5 63%
Voters: 8.
#1
that's me, vote for me. some things to expect:

weekly thread about a pretentious song i pretend to listen to
i already do this but now it will be official


desperate attention-seeking and feigned disinterest
but with a green name so it'll be harder to scroll past


all losers and tryhards banned
jokes on you, i can't ban myself


favoritism
chumminess that couldn't be more forced


stickied analysis of trivial events in my life
i am a deep thinker, but in a hamlet sort of way


authoritarian feminism
i respect women even more than women respect women and i will ban you just to act smugly superior in the ban message


ban on capital letters
meet me in the blue. where words are not, feelings remain. sincerity, trust in me


the pit needs someone on staff to shake things up, and who better to shake things up than an "overgrown little wanting boy" who's been in a perpetual identity crisis for the last 8 years. i once ushered in a disastrously angsty era of shitposting on this forum, dark days of self-centered stream-of-consciousness soliloquies underscored with forgettable emo jams, and if elected as moderator i can assure you that i will top that legacy with the most frustrating behavior since lolmnt harassed an old man into never posting again.

vote east "more like leastwinn" winn ok
i don't know why i feel so dry
#3
i was going to vote for you and then you made a thread

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

bring back UG classic
#4
This is the kind of honesty we need
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#5
did he... just like his own thread?

terrible
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k.lainad Im going to use twine, tie a broom handle to a pizza, put guitar string on it, and make love to your mom with a pizztar

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!



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#8
ok
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
I like weastwinn better.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#11
we gotta make moves, never ever ever could we fake moves
..::fat
lard::..
#12
you can't bake bread without yeastwinn
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#16
The one good thing lolmnt did.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#17
yeah okay
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
Quote by Eastwinn

all losers and tryhards banned
jokes on you, i can't ban myself

actually i think you can now. i'm too scared to try cause i think it revokes my cc privileges and then i'd have to message emad or someone and get them back and that's just awkward
#21
All this moderator drama is leading to only one conclusion. Somebody wants to start banning people they don't like.
#22
Quote by Baby Joel
actually i think you can now. i'm too scared to try cause i think it revokes my cc privileges and then i'd have to message emad or someone and get them back and that's just awkward
lmao if elected I'm so doing this first.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
#23
I don't know how you've done it, but you've made new sincerity ironic with that OP. I'm not really sure what to do with my hands.
SSS
#24
Quote by Joshua Garcia
lmao if elected I'm so doing this first.

hey if you want i can just ban you right now instead

#25
Quote by Baby Joel
hey if you want i can just ban you right now instead

Like I feel threatened by someone too afraid to take risks.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
#27
Wow. Joel actually remembered to unban me.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Oct 11, 2016,
#28
Where'd my purple go?
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
#29
You gotta earn it son
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
omfg

Now I have to explain to the admins that I was jokingly banned and unmodded.

omfg.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Oct 11, 2016,
#31
Quote by Joshua Garcia
omfg

Now I have to explain to the admins that I was jokingly banned and unmodded.

omfg.


R

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K

T

How does it feel being disowned by your own creation?
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#32
Lol don't worry I think it's already been noted, you'll be purp soon
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#33
Baby Joel can't hold me down, epi.
I just let him think he can cause it makes him happy.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
#35
Quote by Hydra150
Lol don't worry I think it's already been noted, you'll be purp soon
Went to bed. Woke up. Still not purple. See what corrupt liars our current mods are?
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
#36
you're purple on the inside
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#37
more like feastwinn, because I'm very hungry right now. probably gonna order a pizza
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#39
running down

iiiiiin ciiiirclllles
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#40
Quote by JustRooster
I don't know how you've done it, but you've made new sincerity ironic with that OP. I'm not really sure what to do with my hands.


gotta stay ahead of the curve

Quote by chrismendiola
More like least likely to winn this election.


embarrassed at how much i laughed at that
i don't know why i feel so dry