#1
Well, here's hoping I don't get banned for this one.

#VoteColowomble 2016

My fellow Pitbreds,

I am making a thread to convince you to Mod me and will make only three simple promises to convince you of that.

1. I will make The Pit great again.

B. I will smash the mod heirarchy in the name of The Pit with violence and prejudice. No one will be safe. Not them, not me and especially not you.

7. I will not release the hostages until my demands are met.

#VoteColowomble 2016

I have numerous credentials.

I have watched Stranger Things but have not spoiled it for you, yet.

I was once on a boat.

I've been a CC. I banned people. I'm still on the mod leaderboard for banning a lot of people.

#VoteColowomble 2016

This is my campaign thread. I welcome both your love and your intense burning hatred. Come at me, bro.

I am the voice of the voiceless. I represent we, the people, and the lollypop guild. I am not an egomaniac. I clearly have enormous brain power and massive balls.

Most important, I'm your friend and I care. Please post telling me who you are so that I can develop great love and caring for you weirdos.
#2
Well, you've got my vote.
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#4
you don't post in the pit enough to be worthy of my vote
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#8

#YesWeBanj2016
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#9
Quote by EndTheRapture51
No because you disappeared off the site for about 2 years with no explanation


Carmel poisoned me and I died.
#10
Quote by Colohue
Carmel poisoned me and I died.
With a poison caramel apple?
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What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#11
Lol nearly every thread has #hashtags and Donald Trump references.
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No because you disappeared off the site for about 2 years with no explanation

four years no calls
& now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar
Free Ali
#13
Quote by Wolfinator-x
With a poison caramel apple?


Cheese in a mouse trap.

I'm not particularly clever.

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Lol nearly every thread has #hashtags and Donald Trump references.


I've been Trumping out for days. I invented Donald Trump.

I'm very sorry.
#14
Quote by Colohue
EpiExplorer I resent your touting. Banjo is spelt with 2 Os - you didn't even do one.


I actually said it out loud to someone mere moments ago and feel like a tosser.

Too much banj on me brain.
o()o

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#15
Damn, Carmel was so cold, she didn't even bother killing you in a humorous way.
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What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#16
Quote by EpiExplorer
I actually said it out loud to someone mere moments ago and feel like a tosser.

Too much banj on me brain.


I've said #VoteColowomble2016 to three people already. Own it, dude.
#18
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Damn, Carmel was so cold, she didn't even bother killing you in a humorous way.


Yup. I envy people with fun stories to tell about their death.

Am I supposed to be pledging things? What do people want? You Laugh, You Lose? Is that still a thing?
#19
What the people really want is free gyros.
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#20
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What the people really want is free gyros.

Gyros is just lips and arseholes on a stick.

#votecolowomble2016 for lady nudes

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#21
Lady nudes? Pfft. I've already advanced sexy gifs in my campaign thread.
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What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#23
Quote by Colohue

I've been a CC. I banned people. I'm still on the mod leaderboard for banning a lot of people.

tbf here are some other people still on the list

I_Finger_Small_Woodland_Creatures
Shitbag_Cocksucker
I_Finger_Small_Woodland_Animals
FrenchyFucknut

you are in the top 20 though
superman is killing himself tonight
#26
Already planning my dramatic assassination attempt on you.

OddOneOut, Ill send you nudes if you send me nudes bby
YELLOWFRIZBEE s FreezerBurn


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#27
Quote by Colohue
I am not an egomaniac.
Your loss. Works out pretty great for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
Dammit, ladynudes are my one weakness
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
Quote by Colohue
I'm still on the mod leaderboard for banning a lot of people.



$5 says he's actually put this on a job application.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#34
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$5 says he's actually put this on a job application.


You are sadly mistaken. It's on the side of my house.