#1
friends! romans!! cuntrymen!!! LEND ME YOUR EARS!!! a bunch of randos are running for something here -- but let's be honest these guys are LOSERS!!! sure they will tell you "LOOK YOU GOTTA VOTE FOR ME OR YOUR GONNA END UP WITH FUCKING EASTWINN!!!" but arent you TIRED of having to choose LESSER of a MULTIPLICITY OF EVILS? I AM!!! thats why i am voting MY CONSCIENCE!!! AND I URGE YOU ALL TO DO THE SAME!!! If everyone voted my conscience, we could finally see some REAL CHANGE!! PLEASE! this vote is the ultimate expression of selfhood, so DO THE RIGHT THING!!! VOTE MY CONSCIENCE 2016.

PS THE ELECTION IS RIGGED!!!
#2
Just so everyone knows, what sets me apart from my political rivals is that I hold the most powerful crystals known to man and my chakra is so overwhelming I could smash the anime thread with a flick of my wrist.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#3
ErikLensherr
Yeah but I have the primordial crystal so

suck it
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I think God has at least 3.5 billion human penises, and many billions more penises that are out of this world.
#4
i've heard my opponent saying "oh he's got weak crystals, something else must be weak" -- well I can assure you there's no problem there folks
#6
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ErikLensherr
Yeah but I have the primordial crystal so

suck it


I think I know Primordial Crystal, she dances at the Sapphire Club.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#7
all of those exclamation points gave me cancer

im just gonna post this here because op is an angry fool


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k.lainad Im going to use twine, tie a broom handle to a pizza, put guitar string on it, and make love to your mom with a pizztar

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!



https://soundcloud.com/slowdeathhooks


#8

#YesWeBanj2016
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#9
oh god what have I started
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I think God has at least 3.5 billion human penises, and many billions more penises that are out of this world.
#12
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1/2 of banjocal supporters are a basket of deplorables
Too fucking right you know who you're talking to right?
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I think God has at least 3.5 billion human penises, and many billions more penises that are out of this world.
#13
yeah it's cool to make fun of the jill stein campaign's rhetoric.

as long as you vote for her—or, better yet, do other, better socialist stuff.

otherwise this is pure ruling class ideology.

which is cool to the extent that you're ruling class, i guess.

yeah, seems enjoyable. cynicism. i'm remembering now.
#14
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yeah it's cool to make fun of the jill stein campaign's rhetoric.

as long as you vote for her—or, better yet, do other, better socialist stuff.

otherwise this is pure ruling class ideology.

which is cool to the extent that you're ruling class, i guess.

yeah, seems enjoyable. cynicism. i'm remembering now.

I actually thought this was a Gary Johnson impression, but I guess I pay absolutely no attention to Jill Stein.
#16
speaking of socialist stuff, do mods get any compensation for the time that they spend moderating the forum or are they just free labor to help joe ruskii collect that ad revenue? I definitely would not mod this place for free.