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Garbage
39 62%
Not garbage
24 38%
Voters: 63.
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#2
it gets me pissed, it's fine

just cos it wasn't distilled in the taped up arsecrack of a 16 year old virgin from eastern china
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#3
It's a shit drink. Even worse when compared to whiskies.

That said to their credit some of their higher-tier variants have tasted okay. On and off.
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#4
see, you agree with banj

ponces unite
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#5
I just bought a bottle of single malt Scotch and am drinking a can of JD honey lemonade

Nobody thinks JD is good, but it serves a purpose
Overpriced for the name though
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
I'd rather have bourbon
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#10
I only drink obscure alcohol bc I'm an interesting person I assure you.
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#11
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I only drink obscure alcohol bc I'm an interesting person I assure you.
Just go with Monkey Shoulder it's in most places, is cheaper, and tastes better
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#12
jack n coke hmu
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#13
Quote by Hydra150
Overpriced for the name though

yeah -- it would be one thing if Jack Daniels was just not good, but it's also more expensive than a lot of things I'd rather drink -- so it's not like when you're on a budget & buying that sweet sweet PBR.
#14
£5 triples hmu
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#16
It's overpriced and not that great. That said, no one pretends it is either. It's pretty much always just used for shots or mixed with coke.


No one out there drinking Jack Daniels neat pretending it's good nahmean
#17
to be fair people wear their merch (mostly bc of the excellent graphic design but)

and if you talk to ppl about whiskey they always mention JD

probably because it's alright with coke
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#18
probably cos its cheap but not in the tier where it just tastes like genuine shit
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#20
mate, my grandad gave me some sainsbury value shit once, he thought he was being nice
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#21
Quote by Trowzaa
probably cos its cheap but not in the tier where it just tastes like genuine shit

yeah, it's like tequila and Cuervo or rum and Captain. Above rotgut shit tier liquor, but not too expensive where you wouldn't get it for a party or something
#22
Quote by Trowzaa
£5 triples hmu


Pfft, up in Newcastle you can get 3 trebles for a fiver m8..
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#23
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Pfft, up in Newcastle you can get 3 trebles for a fiver m8..


yeah but there's a reason no one likes the north east

amount of fucking geordies in york this weekend cos of the races

couldn't move for the buggers

saw one brave chap with a sunderland backpack on
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#24
Quote by Trowzaa
yeah but there's a reason no one likes the north east


Cos they can't hack the sesh?
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#25
Jack Daniels hired Mila Kunis as a spokesperson and IDK why 'cause who wants to buy what Meg Griffin's selling?
#26
It's awful but I'm quite partial to the JD Honey because i too am awful.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#27
Quote by RAB11
It's awful but I'm quite partial to the JD Honey because i too am awful.

JD Honey is the worst liqueur I've ever had. Damn that shit's nasty AF.
#28
Bourbon is the best kind of whiskey, and there are plenty of cheap bourbons that are better than Jack. Very Old Barton is p gud, and it's half the price of Jack.
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#30
Jim Beam
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#31
I prefer JG

But really, I probably wouldn't buy a bottle for myself over something else, but I also wouldn't deny a jack and coke.
My parents love JD Honey so there's that.

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Worst rum. It tastes like watered down rum. Though that's based on two drinks I had years back and everyone else's opinion.
But likewise, I won't deny a morgan and coke.
Plus their white rum isn't too bad.
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#32
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Jack Daniels hired Mila Kunis as a spokesperson and IDK why 'cause who wants to buy what Meg Griffin's selling?

Lol never mind this was Jim Beam. Still, though.
#33
it sucks. Jim Beam sucks even worse, if that's possible.

Irish whiskey is the way to go. Smooth as a baby's bottom, and not nearly as smelly. I'm partial to Jameson (well, was before I quit drinking for a living).
#34
Quote by TheChaz
JD Honey is the worst liqueur I've ever had. Damn that shit's nasty AF.


Dude he's from Eastern Europe. It's a miracle he's not drinking brake fluid.
#35
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Dude he's from Eastern Europe. It's a miracle he's not drinking brake fluid.

You must be drinking absinthe if you think the UK is in eastern Europe.
#36
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#37
Kahluá, Smirnoff & milk.
Smirnoff & OJ
Smirnoff & tomato juice
Courvoisier V.S.O.P & Red Bull
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#38
I bought a bottle of it for the first time a few months ago to make a lamp out of the bottle for my friend and I still got a decent bit of it left in a water bottle since I don't drink liquor much anymore. It's not bad, just overpriced.
#39
Quote by chrismendiola
You must be drinking absinthe if you think the UK is in eastern Europe.


No apparently I'm a communist and thus Russian by default.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#40
Quote by TheChaz
JD Honey is the worst liqueur I've ever had. Damn that shit's nasty AF.


Yeah it's not great

silver star however ?
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