#2
Vote Erik for bare babestations dans la maison like hella.
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#3
Well, you've got my vote.
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I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#4
He is fucking great ok
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#5
You're only as good as your teeth
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#7
I sorta want this to be a thing just to see what would happen.

Like Trump but without the nuclear holocaust.
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#8
I wish American government had Malcolm Tuckers

I'd be a great Malcolm Tucker, I could verbally abuse people into doing what I told them for sure and be pals with the president


wait this isn't the chat thread
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