#2
Vote Erik for bare babestations dans la maison like hella.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#3
Well, you've got my vote.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#4
He is fucking great ok
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#5
You're only as good as your teeth
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#7
I sorta want this to be a thing just to see what would happen.

Like Trump but without the nuclear holocaust.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#8
I wish American government had Malcolm Tuckers

I'd be a great Malcolm Tucker, I could verbally abuse people into doing what I told them for sure and be pals with the president


wait this isn't the chat thread
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