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#1
I will not be a dickless moderator

my campaign is suspended
Last edited by StewieSwan at Oct 12, 2016,
#2
vote for this guy if you want the wall to be built
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k.lainad Im going to use twine, tie a broom handle to a pizza, put guitar string on it, and make love to your mom with a pizztar

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!



https://soundcloud.com/dankhwaja


#3
not only will I build a firewall, but I'll make hdmovie14.net pay for it
#4
I straight up started my campaign with your blessing you bish


Politics changed you Stewie.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#5
I, the establishment, just liked your post, thereby destroying your anti-establishment appeal
#6
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I straight up started my campaign with your blessing you bish


Politics changed you Stewie.



I was in the back. I could barely even hear what was going on.
#7
no way because you think kira and jadzia are poor female characters

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

bring back UG classic
#8
Quote by EndTheRapture51
no way because you think kira and jadzia are poor female characters


look at you defending a terrorist. sad!
#9
that's *freedom fighter to you, dominion scum.

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

bring back UG classic
#10
Quote by StewieSwan
I was in the back. I could barely even hear what was going on.

Damn that's cold. We coulda consolidated our support against the faithless demagoguery of those promising nudes
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#15
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Well, you've got my... um... shit, what was it again


Penis, good sir, he has your penis.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#17
Quote by StewieSwan
All my opponents are liars and corrupt.
Those are some very strong words.

I prefer the term... umm... idk, some word meaning I'm totally just in it for me myself and I, idk someone look it up for me.
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The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
#18
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Those are some very strong words.

I prefer the term... umm... idk, some word meaning I'm totally just in it for me myself and I, idk someone look it up for me.


Those words are


#YesWeBanj2016
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#19
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Those are some very strong words.

I prefer the term... umm... idk, some word meaning I'm totally just in it for me myself and I, idk someone look it up for me.


democrat
#20
Another member of the establishment endorsing the young rebel here.

Need to prove to all of you that nothing changes and death is inevitable.
"There are two styles of music. Good music and bad music." -Duke Ellington

"If you really think about it, the guitar is a pointless instrument." - Robert Fripp
#21
another unelected, activist mod trying to rig the election. no respect!
#22
No
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#24
Quote by StewieSwan
I will ban Columbus Day



Ali promising to ban the creeps and you will ban Columbus day TBH I don't like either I also don't think either of these things will be accomplished so...
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#25
Quote by Evilnine
Ali promising to ban the creeps and you will ban Columbus day TBH I don't like either I also don't think either of these things will be accomplished so...


Let me be clear. Creeps will be the first thing to go. I have no interest in anime or MLP avatars. Check my record!
#26
This is the Weimar Pit, I tell you! Too many candidates.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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#27
Quote by Evilnine
Ali promising to ban the creeps and you will ban Columbus day TBH I don't like either I also don't think either of these things will be accomplished so...

Check my latest update in the thread.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#29
Stewie says he'll ban creeps but he's basically the weab equivalent for Chinese stuff. Also small hands.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#30
Quote by ErikLensherr
Stewie says he'll ban creeps but he's basically the weab equivalent for Chinese stuff. Also small hands.


I have tremendous hands. I can palm a basketball no problem. I got no problems there
#31
Quote by StewieSwan
I have tremendous hands. I can palm a basketball no problem. I got no problems there


So how many balls have you palmed?
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#32
Quote by Arby911
So how many balls have you palmed?
a huge amount. it's incredible, people. no one has palmed as many balls as him
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#33
After like the 3rd sentence of the OP I got the idea and started reading in Trump's voice. It was a very rewarding experience.
SSS
#36
Quote by BladeSlinger
Swan, Stewie. "The Number of Balls I've Palmed". Ultimate-Guitar, 2016. https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1711329

>MLA
Use a real citation system.

Swan, S. (2016). The number of balls I've palmed. Ultimate-Guitar. Retrieved from https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1711329
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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#37
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>MLA
Use a real citation system.

Swan, S. (2016). The number of balls I've palmed. Ultimate-Guitar. Retrieved from https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1711329
more like AP-AIDS
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#38
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more like AP-AIDS

You know what MLA stands for?

Moldy, lousy ass.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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#39
at least mine was somewhat clever. cause i study language


I'm proficient with APA for tutoring people, and it's way better about giving specific formats for different things. So many things just aren't explicitly covered by MLA, and it's kind of frustrating, but I dig how flexible it is.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#40
Quote by BladeSlinger
at least mine was somewhat clever. cause i study language


I'm proficient with APA for tutoring people, and it's way better about giving specific formats for different things. So many things just aren't explicitly covered by MLA, and it's kind of frustrating, but I dig how flexible it is.


I always hated how flexible MLA is. It's always playing fast and loose with shit. APA just tells you exactly what it needs. That's why I always preferred working with students writing in APA.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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Last edited by zgr0826 at Oct 10, 2016,
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