#1
Seriously, what the fuck does HMU mean? Highland Mammalian University?
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#3
Quote by chrismendiola
Haunted moldy uterus.



Sounds like one of Theo's and the Blode's fetishes.
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#4
hud

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#5
Hydra might understand
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
hud
i don't know why i feel so dry
#8
Hold My Urethra
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Chick Corea, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#11
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Her Majestys Underpants.

Example:
Hydra - "Hey k'Nuckles, what's your favorite smell".
k'Nuckles - "Bare ass hmu"


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#13
Hairy muff unwaxed

It's an inside joke about a certain user's mother.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#15
Hold My Unicorn
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#16
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Hold My Unicorn


That makes perfect sense.
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#17
hmd op
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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