#1
Seriously, what the fuck does HMU mean? Highland Mammalian University?
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#3
Quote by chrismendiola
Haunted moldy uterus.



Sounds like one of Theo's and the Blode's fetishes.
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#4
hud

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

bring back UG classic
#5
Hydra might understand
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
hud
i don't know why i feel so dry
#8
Hold My Urethra
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#11
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Her Majestys Underpants.

Example:
Hydra - "Hey k'Nuckles, what's your favorite smell".
k'Nuckles - "Bare ass hmu"


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#13
Hairy muff unwaxed

It's an inside joke about a certain user's mother.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#15
Hold My Unicorn
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#16
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Hold My Unicorn


That makes perfect sense.
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#17
hmd op

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by by Zaphikh
The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


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