#1
Seriously, what the fuck does HMU mean? Highland Mammalian University?
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#3
Quote by chrismendiola
Haunted moldy uterus.



Sounds like one of Theo's and the Blode's fetishes.
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#4
hud

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#5
Hydra might understand
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
hud
i don't know why i feel so dry
#7
Quote by Eastwinn
hud

hydra u dick?

That's a little mean, don't you think?
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
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#11
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Her Majestys Underpants.

Example:
Hydra - "Hey k'Nuckles, what's your favorite smell".
k'Nuckles - "Bare ass hmu"


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#13
Hairy muff unwaxed

It's an inside joke about a certain user's mother.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#15
Hold My Unicorn
Quote by Axelfox
Please understand how little we as a community care
#16
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Hold My Unicorn


That makes perfect sense.
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