Seriously, what the fuck does HMU mean? Highland Mammalian University?
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
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Haunted moldy uterus.

Sounds like one of Theo's and the Blode's fetishes.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
Hydra might understand
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
i don't know why i feel so dry
Hold My Urethra
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You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: The Allman Brothers Band

Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
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Her Majestys Underpants.

Hydra - "Hey k'Nuckles, what's your favorite smell".
k'Nuckles - "Bare ass hmu"

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Hairy muff unwaxed

It's an inside joke about a certain user's mother.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
Hold My Unicorn
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou

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Hold My Unicorn

That makes perfect sense.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
hmd op
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)