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#1
Title says eveything...But please keep it in a LEGAL LEVEL.

Also don't recommend loud music (they have adapted so since 2014 )
#2
no
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#4
apartment next door or next door neighbor (house) ?

loud music works pretty well for me, but we all know that is too classic for OP
how about fixing your car in the middle of the night? that's pretty loud, you can make quite a racket.
or mow your lawn at like 4 in the morning.

I like to to power wash my drive way so it's crisp and clean, the pressure washer i use has a VERY LOUD motor, and all of my neighbors look out of their window's whenever i'm doing my thing.
completely legal too haha



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#5
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apartment next door or next door neighbor (house) ?

loud music works pretty well for me, but we all know that is too classic for OP
how about fixing your car in the middle of the night? that's pretty loud, you can make quite a racket.
or mow your lawn at like 4 in the morning.

I like to to power wash my drive way so it's crisp and clean, the pressure washer i use has a VERY LOUD motor, and all of my neighbors look out of their window's whenever i'm doing my thing.
completely legal too haha





nice

Yeap, unfortunately next door...
#6
Get the pressure washer and draw/clean a penis into their driveway
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#10
you seem to be looking for the pit circa 2007
this is 2016, now we only post bad memes, clickbait news articles, and shitty emo songs with a few lines of italicized lyrics
#11
OP is so edgy. Is it 2008 again?
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#12
Have you considered arson
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#13
Have you planted the cocaine yet?
o()o

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#14
Get them proper by killing yourself but making it look like they did it.
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#16
set their house on fire
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#18
Tickle them even if they tell you to stop.
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#19
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Tickle them even if they tell you to stop.
Until their guts fall out.
#21
If you live in a non-emission state, then remove the exhaust off your car and leave it running with open headers. Then try to get a very early shift at work if possible, so you can start at like 4:00 am. Park your car on the street as close to their house as possible. Let hilarity ensue every morning.

Find out if your neighbor hates snakes, if they do; Go to the dollar store and buy several plastic garden snakes and put them in their front/back yard.

Buy a big fertility statute, and then cover it with similarly colored dildos. When they ask you take it down, act insulted and fake a breakdown and say you/mom/sister/dad/uncle etc is having fertility problems and how dare they ask you to do such a thing. Then, buy a few more dildos and then every time you see them outside for any reason, run out there and put one more dildo on the statue.

Another one is if you have hedges, trim them to look like penises.

Send them a box full of glitter, except intercept the package and put some sort of explosive device in it, not powerful enough to hurt them, but when they open it that glitter pretty much goes EVERYWHERE.

If all else fails...

This one is pretty much illegal everywhere, but fuck it, do it anyway. Buy some weed, make brownies and give them to your neighbor and not tell them. Let a week go by, meanwhile though, find out where they work. Call their office and act very concerned that one of their employees is on drugs and pretty soon they'll be drug tested and fired.

EDIT: Oh here's a good one, get a box of condoms and fill them with either your own semen if you have enough, or the Dial handwash soap that looks like semen and put them all over their front yard and hang one on their door.
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#22
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you seem to be looking for the pit circa 2007
this is 2016, now we only post bad memes, clickbait news articles, and shitty emo songs with a few lines of italicized lyrics


you say that like its a bad thing
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#23
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#24
give it the ye ol bag of shit in the mailbox routine!
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#26
take one of their family members on a lovely seafood dinner, then never call them again.
boom.
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#27
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give it the ye ol bag of shit in the mailbox routine!


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#28
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you say that like its a bad thing


if i had to pick between pit circa 2007, and pit now (excluding the whole pit moderator wank contest going on), i would probably go with pit now
#29
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#30
get to talking to one of your neighbors and tell them you have a friend who's getting out of jail in two months and is coming to stay with you because he cant find a place in the area that will rent to people on the sex offenders list.
how many movements do you have going on, psychotic ?
#32
I'm confused why you're trying to "get back" at your neighbor. What did they do to you? That's important for the "cause and effect" type of situation this seems to be. You should tell us first so we can properly gauge and even then, how fucking old are you dude? For real.
#33
cuck the dad and make the mom cum for the first time in the last decade
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#34
Stick it to them by telling an off-topic guitar forum why they deserve to suffer. That'll really rustle their jimmies.
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#35
Wait until they go on vacation and toss a dead animal through one of their windows.
#37
If you REALLY want to make them suffer.....

Break into their home when they are out for dinner, or movie night, or whatever. Lie in wait until they get home (with a firearm in hand), and take them prisoner when they get home. Then duct tape them to chairs and force them to watch seasons 10-25 of "The SImpsons" and everything on the Big Bang Theory since season 1 ended.
#38
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Wait until they go on vacation and toss a dead animal through one of their windows.
Like a cricket, or an aphid.
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#39
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If you REALLY want to make them suffer.....

Break into their home when they are out for dinner, or movie night, or whatever. Lie in wait until they get home (with a firearm in hand), and take them prisoner when they get home. Then duct tape them to chairs and force them to watch the Big Bang Theory

Some things are just too cruel..
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