#1
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#3
After watching that I wanna be sedated!
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#5
I want to beat on the brat that made this.
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#6
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I want to beat on the brat that made this.


Noel fielding created this masterpiece. His brand of humour is very out there and not for everyone, but I love it as it's very silly
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#7
i prefer the adventurers of the blode tbh
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#8
i prefer Oh, Hello

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#10
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What a waste of playdoh


you're a waste of semen

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#11
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you're a waste of semen


I'm sure you don't waste any
#12
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I'm sure you don't waste any


no because your [female relative] swallows it all

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#13
I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:

My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#14
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I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:



oh my god I forgot about this!!

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#15
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oh my god I forgot about this!!


I bet you wouldn't forget it if it was full of semen
#17
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oh my god I forgot about this!!


This and Cyanide and Happiness were the height of comedy among me and my friends when i was 14.
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#18
Cyanide and happiness is hilarious tbf
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#19
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Cyanide and happiness is hilarious tbf


I dunno, my enthusiasm for it has dampened in recent years.
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#20
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I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:


Holy shit I haven't seen this in years.
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