#3
After watching that I wanna be sedated!
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#5
I want to beat on the brat that made this.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#6
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I want to beat on the brat that made this.


Noel fielding created this masterpiece. His brand of humour is very out there and not for everyone, but I love it as it's very silly
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#7
i prefer the adventurers of the blode tbh

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


https://soundcloud.com/95dank

#8
i prefer Oh, Hello

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#10
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What a waste of playdoh


you're a waste of semen

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#11
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you're a waste of semen


I'm sure you don't waste any
#12
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I'm sure you don't waste any


no because your [female relative] swallows it all

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#13
I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:

My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#14
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I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:



oh my god I forgot about this!!

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I an evety characyer in this story
#15
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oh my god I forgot about this!!


I bet you wouldn't forget it if it was full of semen
#17
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oh my god I forgot about this!!


This and Cyanide and Happiness were the height of comedy among me and my friends when i was 14.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#19
Quote by Bladez22
Cyanide and happiness is hilarious tbf


I dunno, my enthusiasm for it has dampened in recent years.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#20
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I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:


Holy shit I haven't seen this in years.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.