#1
Roses are red
Birds love to fly
Existence is pain
I just wanna die
#3
After watching that I wanna be sedated!
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#6
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I want to beat on the brat that made this.


Noel fielding created this masterpiece. His brand of humour is very out there and not for everyone, but I love it as it's very silly
Roses are red
Birds love to fly
Existence is pain
I just wanna die
#7
i prefer the adventurers of the blode tbh
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k.lainad Im going to use twine, tie a broom handle to a pizza, put guitar string on it, and make love to your mom with a pizztar

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I used to google image search stuff like 'sexy guitar', and 'hot guitar' and then scroll through several results pages to find maybe two images of shitty magazine covers with nude women posing with les pauls covering their genitals because I didnt know about clearing your search history and I thought I could explain away these searches if they were ever discovered as me just looking at cool guitars.


soundcloud
youtube
#8
i prefer Oh, Hello

~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
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#10
Quote by TobusRex
What a waste of playdoh


you're a waste of semen

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I an evety characyer in this story
#11
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
you're a waste of semen


I'm sure you don't waste any
#12
Quote by TobusRex
I'm sure you don't waste any


no because your [female relative] swallows it all

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I an evety characyer in this story
#13
I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:

My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#14
Quote by RAB11
I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:



oh my god I forgot about this!!

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I an evety characyer in this story
#15
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
oh my god I forgot about this!!


I bet you wouldn't forget it if it was full of semen
#17
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
oh my god I forgot about this!!


This and Cyanide and Happiness were the height of comedy among me and my friends when i was 14.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#18
Cyanide and happiness is hilarious tbf
Roses are red
Birds love to fly
Existence is pain
I just wanna die
#19
Quote by Bladez22
Cyanide and happiness is hilarious tbf


I dunno, my enthusiasm for it has dampened in recent years.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#20
Quote by RAB11
I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:


Holy shit I haven't seen this in years.
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