#1
Roses are red
Birds love to fly
Existence is pain
I just wanna die
#3
After watching that I wanna be sedated!
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#6
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I want to beat on the brat that made this.


Noel fielding created this masterpiece. His brand of humour is very out there and not for everyone, but I love it as it's very silly
Roses are red
Birds love to fly
Existence is pain
I just wanna die
#7
i prefer the adventurers of the blode tbh
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k.lainad Im going to use twine, tie a broom handle to a pizza, put guitar string on it, and make love to your mom with a pizztar

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!



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#8
i prefer Oh, Hello

~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
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#10
Quote by TobusRex
What a waste of playdoh


you're a waste of semen

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#11
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
you're a waste of semen


I'm sure you don't waste any
#12
Quote by TobusRex
I'm sure you don't waste any


no because your [female relative] swallows it all

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I an evety characyer in this story
#13
I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:

My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#14
Quote by RAB11
I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:



oh my god I forgot about this!!

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I an evety characyer in this story
#15
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
oh my god I forgot about this!!


I bet you wouldn't forget it if it was full of semen
#17
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
oh my god I forgot about this!!


This and Cyanide and Happiness were the height of comedy among me and my friends when i was 14.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#18
Cyanide and happiness is hilarious tbf
Roses are red
Birds love to fly
Existence is pain
I just wanna die
#19
Quote by Bladez22
Cyanide and happiness is hilarious tbf


I dunno, my enthusiasm for it has dampened in recent years.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#20
Quote by RAB11
I see the world of absurdist claymation still hasn't progressed past this masterpiece:


Holy shit I haven't seen this in years.
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