Poll: Choose a new moderator for The Pit
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View poll results: Choose a new moderator for The Pit
MH400
1 1%
ErikLensherr
16 18%
k.lainad
2 2%
Wolfinator-x
2 2%
K'Nuckles
2 2%
ali.guitarkid7
4 4%
Baby Joel
7 8%
Joshua Garcia
11 12%
Banjocal
2 2%
Colohue
3 3%
M00NAGEDAYDREAM
2 2%
chrismendiola
0 0%
RAB11
6 7%
stratkat
6 7%
zgr0826
1 1%
slipknot5678
1 1%
i_lovemetallica
7 8%
Eastwinn
5 6%
Bladez22
1 1%
neidnarb11890
1 1%
StewieSwan
5 6%
necrosis1193
5 6%
Voters: 90.
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#1
And so the day has come!

It's time to choose a new moderator. Choose wisely as UG future lies in you hands. What does the moderator truly need? That is for you to decide.

Here's the list of candidates and their campaigns:

Bear in mind that the poll closes on Saturday midnight PDT. Votes will be counted on Sunday, and the worthiest will have their inauguration speeches on Monday!
#4
I was the first to vote for Eastwinn
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
^ Goes alphabetical
Quote by Bill43


I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#8
^Goes by handsomest candidate
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
^ Sorry about your luck Josh
Quote by Bill43


I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#10
None of these candidates are Orson.
I should be fine.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#11
I had to hide about half of the threads in this god forsaken forum because of this shit.
ggg1 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg3

.
#13
Quote by behind_you
I had to hide about half of the threads in this god forsaken forum because of this shit.
I knew I should have made a 3rd campaign thread.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#16
If you vote for me I'll suck you all off.

And bring a better degree of quality moderation to UG. We must move forward!
#17
Booty gifs for every table y'all.



Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#18
i think imma have to bow out unless admins can figure out a way to let me keep cc status/responsibilities/privileges in addition to temp mod status
#20
Quote by sam b
RAB11, because I hate him the least of all of them


why do you even come here
It was my privilege
#21
Quote by ErikLensherr
Booty gifs for every table y'all.



well now i wish I could take my vote back

absolute filth.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#22
I dropped out fellas, it's up to Erik to continue the fight.


I'm guessing if anyone votes for me it counts towards Erik? I should've PM'd you before but I thought you'd see the thread changed.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#23
Vote Necrosis! He'll make all your dreams come true!
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
Quote by ErikLensherr
Normani
Normani
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#24
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I should've PM'd you before


Speaking of, check urs.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
Quote by ErikLensherr
Normani
Normani
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#25
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I dropped out fellas, it's up to Erik to continue the fight.


I'm guessing if anyone votes for me it counts towards Erik? I should've PM'd you before but I thought you'd see the thread changed.
don't worry I don't see a vote for you there
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#28
Quote by Hydra150
don't worry I don't see a t votee for you there

I love you too Pit.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#29
Quote by Hydra150
don't worry I don't see a vote for you there


Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#30
Quote by steve_muse
very charitable
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
Who is the least favourite so far? I might go through with my plan to vote for the worst option just so I can moan about whoever wins, even if I think they're a good call.
I have nothing important to say
#32
i voted before i read these posts tho, to be fair #ali4lyf
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#33
Friends, let me ask you something. How many of these candidates managed to make their way onto the ballot through sheer force of will? Only one, and that's me. The deadline was October 7th, and I announced my candidacy on October 11th. In spite of this, due to the overwhelming support from the smarter and handsomer members of The Pit, as well as my relentless energy on the campaign trail, the Main Street elite fat cats had no choice but to put me on the official ballots. My opponents have been coddled by the system, born with a silver spoon in their mouths, they're ready and willing participants in the Pitshington Insider circlejerk that's killing our community. I'm a different kind of candidate. I don't need the system to get where I am. I'm a strong, independent candidate who don't need no system.

My opponents say I'm late to the party. Well I say the party doesn't get started until I arrive, and while the other candidates are serving the interests of their buddies in The Insider Circlejerk, I'm serving the cowards in charge a steaming platter of shame, with a side-order of suck-it. Vote for me, and we'll watch the Comrades at the Main Street Insider's Drugs and Communism Club choke on my metaphorical cooking of justice.


THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
Last edited by necrosis1193 at Oct 14, 2016,
#34
Ask not what the candidates can do for you. Ask "Does this candidate even lift?"

Oh, am I the only one? ???

Don't vote for me.
#35
Quote by chrismendiola
Ask not what the candidates can do for you. Ask "Does this candidate even lift?"

Oh, am I the only one? ???

Don't vote for me.


Do I lift? Yes I do. What do I lift?

Hopes and dreams.

Vote for me, when I lift your dreams, we all get sick gains.

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
#36
stratkat tho
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#37
I've got a confirmed source telling me necrosis is a cardio bunny ?
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#38
Quote by ErikLensherr
I've got a confirmed source telling me necrosis is a cardio bunny ?


Damn straight I do cardio. All these muscles I have to kick ass are useless if I can't chase down the cowards who run away from their just rewards. Vote for me, I have a well rounded exercise routine so that none can escape the raw justice of my foot up their ass.

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
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