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#4
Feed them to pigs. As for what's left (teeth), probably as small a bag as possible and dropped in a lake with weight added
#6
It was my first thought too
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Borrow a chainsaw from a friend, cut them up into small pieces and bury the pieces seperately in the woods. I believe I could rely on said friend to not ask too many questions/keep quiet.
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#8
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Borrow a chainsaw from a friend, cut them up into small pieces and bury the pieces seperately in the woods. I believe I could rely on said friend to not ask too many questions/keep quiet.

Easy to trace though.

Suppose OP didnt say anything about being caught. Maybe he meant what's the most fun way?
#9
ask the police for help
they have bodybags and stuff right
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#10
10k starting fee, +5 for every additional body. We address each other by first name only and you ask no questions. No phones either. If you think you need to contact me for something, you don't.
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#14
..why are you asking?
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#17
breaking bad style

remember the plastic container BEFORE you pour the hydrofluoric acid in the bathtub this time, goddamnit
Last edited by k.lainad at Oct 16, 2016,
#18
Quote by ultimate-slash
10k starting fee, +5 for every additional body. We address each other by first name only and you ask no questions. No phones either. If you think you need to contact me for something, you don't.

I am, of course, joking. I would never engage in illegal practices of any kind.

That being said, do you still need the bodies disposed off? I'm asking for a friend.
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#20
Dumped in international waters, or possibly a gator-filled swamp. Effort though. The pig thing is a classic, but requires access to pigs. Rented or borrowed power tools are probably a bad idea. Depending on how many, steal an appropriately-sized vehicle, put the bodies in in, dump it somewhere, and torch it? Especially handy if you live in an area where you can make it look like illegal immigrants.
#22
Burn them, then crush what's left into a fine powder and scatter it to the four winds.
#24
Wake, memorial, and then burial. Skip the first step if you're Jewish.
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#26
If realism is out the window I'm going to suggest dumping the bodies in an active volcano. Nobody is going to find them down there and you get a nice vacation to see a cool volcano.
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#28
Were the bodies murdered? And am I complicit?
If not I'd just call the police and let the city handle it.
#29
Quote by k.lainad
breaking bad style

remember the plastic container BEFORE you pour the hydrofluoric acid in the bathtub this time, goddamnit


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#30
Organise a massive charity chilli cookout to feed the homeless or something. Bring it pre-cooked, because stuff like that is always best the day after.
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#32
If it'll handle a tree; it'll handle a corpse:



The little furry creatures of the forest will handle the rest.
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#33
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If it'll handle a tree; it'll handle a corpse:



The little furry creatures of the forest will handle the rest.
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#34
Drain body of blood and dispose of at regular intervals by dilution.

Slice body into chunks and dispose of with large amounts of spoiled butchers' meat; preferably taking advantage of industrial methods in the food industry.
Last edited by Banjocal at Oct 16, 2016,
#37
I saw a 5 year long documentary on how to get rid of dead bodies. It was called Breaking Bad.

Spoiler alert: acid baths are how it's done
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Oct 16, 2016,
#40
Quote by ultimate-slash
10k starting fee, +5 for every additional body. We address each other by first name only and you ask no questions. No phones either. If you think you need to contact me for something, you don't.


I assume there is a limit on the number of bodies?
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bills piling up,
I got child-support payments.
And I don't know if any of what I just said
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