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#3
Burn 'em
Well, depends if it's summer and there's a fire ban or not but no. 1 choice is incineration

After that, maybe weight their body and sink it
A poem.
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#4
Feed them to pigs. As for what's left (teeth), probably as small a bag as possible and dropped in a lake with weight added
#6
It was my first thought too
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Borrow a chainsaw from a friend, cut them up into small pieces and bury the pieces seperately in the woods. I believe I could rely on said friend to not ask too many questions/keep quiet.
I have nothing important to say
#8
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Borrow a chainsaw from a friend, cut them up into small pieces and bury the pieces seperately in the woods. I believe I could rely on said friend to not ask too many questions/keep quiet.

Easy to trace though.

Suppose OP didnt say anything about being caught. Maybe he meant what's the most fun way?
#10
10k starting fee, +5 for every additional body. We address each other by first name only and you ask no questions. No phones either. If you think you need to contact me for something, you don't.
#11
Hacksaw, tub, sulfuric acid, you know, the works.
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
..why are you asking?
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#15
his gardener and butler probably wanted a raise
how many movements do you have going on, psychotic ?
#16
put them in my neighbours back yard
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#17
breaking bad style

remember the plastic container BEFORE you pour the hydrofluoric acid in the bathtub this time, goddamnit
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#18
Quote by ultimate-slash
10k starting fee, +5 for every additional body. We address each other by first name only and you ask no questions. No phones either. If you think you need to contact me for something, you don't.

I am, of course, joking. I would never engage in illegal practices of any kind.

That being said, do you still need the bodies disposed off? I'm asking for a friend.
#20
Dumped in international waters, or possibly a gator-filled swamp. Effort though. The pig thing is a classic, but requires access to pigs. Rented or borrowed power tools are probably a bad idea. Depending on how many, steal an appropriately-sized vehicle, put the bodies in in, dump it somewhere, and torch it? Especially handy if you live in an area where you can make it look like illegal immigrants.
#22
Burn them, then crush what's left into a fine powder and scatter it to the four winds.
#26
If realism is out the window I'm going to suggest dumping the bodies in an active volcano. Nobody is going to find them down there and you get a nice vacation to see a cool volcano.
I have nothing important to say
#28
Were the bodies murdered? And am I complicit?
If not I'd just call the police and let the city handle it.
#29
Quote by k.lainad
breaking bad style

remember the plastic container BEFORE you pour the hydrofluoric acid in the bathtub this time, goddamnit


^THIS, best of luck my friend. Love and light (~);}
Shall we go, you and I while we can?...Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds.
#30
Organise a massive charity chilli cookout to feed the homeless or something. Bring it pre-cooked, because stuff like that is always best the day after.
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#32
If it'll handle a tree; it'll handle a corpse:



The little furry creatures of the forest will handle the rest.
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell?" - Aldous Huxley
#33
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If it'll handle a tree; it'll handle a corpse:



The little furry creatures of the forest will handle the rest.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#34
Drain body of blood and dispose of at regular intervals by dilution.

Slice body into chunks and dispose of with large amounts of spoiled butchers' meat; preferably taking advantage of industrial methods in the food industry.
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Last edited by Banjocal at Oct 16, 2016,
#36


sew yourself a mask
how many movements do you have going on, psychotic ?
#37
I saw a 5 year long documentary on how to get rid of dead bodies. It was called Breaking Bad.

Spoiler alert: acid baths are how it's done
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Oct 16, 2016,
#40
Quote by ultimate-slash
10k starting fee, +5 for every additional body. We address each other by first name only and you ask no questions. No phones either. If you think you need to contact me for something, you don't.


I assume there is a limit on the number of bodies?
I ain't got no job, my wife left me
bills piling up,
I got child-support payments.
And I don't know if any of what I just said
is true. But I believe it.
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