#1
What do/did you do to your little loved ones to torture them?

I tickle the crap out of the little suckers. You?
#2
Okay, I'm worried about Tobus.
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#3
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#4
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Okay, I'm worried about Tobus.


Pretty misleading thread title, huh?

I should get work with Huffington Post...
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Hey, no need to go all Hostel on us
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#7
Hostel, bed&breakfast, 4 star hotel, you name it. I'm game.

Prefer to work in the basement tho.
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#8
I learned all the best places to tease my neices and nephews. Kerry was a sucker for under the knee and the soles of her feet. Jana couldn't stand her armpits and ribs. Christian is ticklish all over. I can just lunge at him and he'll burst out in laughter as he frantically covers his ribs and hunkers his head into his chest (to protect his vulnerable and highly ticklish neck).

That's pretty abusive, huh?
#9
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I learned all the best places to tease my neices and nephews. Kerry was a sucker for under the knee and the soles of her feet. Jana couldn't stand her armpits and ribs. Christian is ticklish all over. I can just lunge at him and he'll burst out in laughter as he frantically covers his ribs and hunkers his head into his chest (to protect his vulnerable and highly ticklish neck).

That's pretty abusive, huh?

Now I'm much more concerned.
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#10
You absolute monster...

I don't have kids and/or nephews/nieces (yet), but I plan on becoming the worst uncle ever some day.
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#11
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Now I'm much more concerned.


He'll be fine....soon as he learns the chords.
#12
I make them read TobusRex posts about Republicans and evangelicals.
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I make them read TobusRex posts about Republicans and evangelicals.
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#14
I play video games in front of them and don't let them to play at all

Drives them nuts
#15
i'm the youngest of 4 so i was tormented the most

i occasionally exacted revenge.
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#16
I trip them when their mom isnt looking at the store cause they are too busy blocking the aisle talking to some other cunt about some stupid shit they saw on Ellen.
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#17
Waterboarding.
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#20
Absolutely nothing, I almost worship the ground my little brother walks on.

Thing is, I torture him unintetionally, as in, he claims sometimes I am embarressing/wont shut up.
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#21
ive been hiding and scaring my brother for years.

it got to the point when we were younger where i'd hide somewhere and he'd know it was coming and would search the house while nervously calling my name until i inevitably scared the shit out of him.

i dont even hide now. ill just stand on tue other side of a door and wait for him to open it and he gets so pissed.

there was also a brief period where my friends and i would tie him up and stuff him in a closet, but i stopped doing that when he said he liked it.

you can be into bondage if you want little bro, but im not gonna help you get off.
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#22
Make them read OP's posts

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
Talk to them about the universe until they have an existential crisis and succumb to the crushing bleakness of being worthless.
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#27
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