#1
Citizens of UG,
All the ballots have been cast, all the votes have been counted. The people have spoken.

And the winner is... slipknot5678!

He assumes the office of Bands & Artists moderator and will receive all the privileges and responsibilities today. Long may he reign!  

Thanks to all the nominees and the electorate for supporting democracy on UG.

And now, it's time for the moderator inauguration speech. slipknot5678, please, tell your loyal supporters what you're up to now.

#3
the picture should instead be a barren wasteland with me waving my hand
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.