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#1
Welcome to the 6th annual (except for 2014 and 2015)
UG PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST

'tis the season to get spoopy



Here's how it goes - this thread stays open for 10 days, during which time it is your mission to grab a gourd and carve your heart and soul into it.

Keeping it simple this time - just post a pic of your work in this thread to enter. All entry photographs must include either your username or "UG" in the to prove that it is actually your work.
Post itt asap to let me know if you're in so I can gauge numbers

Extended - You now have until the 4th November to enter

For inspiration, here are some previous year's winners;

Sashki, 2013


OddOneOut, 2012


Sashki, 2011


Highvoltage66, 2009


Highvoltage66, 2008


Additional rule that I feel like I really shouldn't need to add; Watermelons are not pumpkins

THE PRIZE

Emerge victorious to earn yourself a snazzy UG t-shirt. And possibly some other goodies, pending UG staff decision
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#3
Quote by K'Nuckles
Mate fuck you I won 2012 fair and square ok
I applaud your creativity, if not your ability to find a damn pumpkin. That's supposed to be the easy part of the project
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
Americans gotta step up their game 'cause how are you not winning every year? You really gonna let British people beat you at your own culture?
#7
has anyone ever done a crazysam pumpkin?
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#8
Quote by jakesmellspoo
has anyone ever done a crazysam pumpkin?

of course

and guess who made it
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
What the fuck is this



Additionally, what the fuck is this

Quote by Trowzaa
K'Nuckles
#12
Quote by K'Nuckles
Read the fucking paper it is self explanatory

Was this done while you were blindfolded?
#14
Aye, that's fair.

I've never carved a pumpkin before, and I'm always taken aback by how crazy good people are at it. Even kids make some pretty awesome jack o'lanterns.
#16
Quote by chrismendiola
Was this done while you were blindfolded?


It looks like it's in so much pain
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
Quote by chrismendiola
Aye, that's fair.

I've never carved a pumpkin before,
me neither, at least not for years
and not with any skill

Let's give it a go tho
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#21
Was planning on doing one anyway this year so why not?
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#22
Quote by K'Nuckles


Teehee


looks like sam's got the mumps

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#23
I would but fuck, the previous year's were so good. I'm never even getting close to that.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.



Quote by matt bickerton
Doesn't at all surprise me why so many people here tend to think you're a douche
#24
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I would but fuck, the previous year's were so good. I'm never even getting close to that.
rest assured, there were some absolute disasters too

It's not the winning that's important, it's the satisfaction you get from hacking away at a pumpkin
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#25
inb4 frankowillo enters and plagiarizes someone else's pumpkin
*your ad here*
#26
can i re-enter the one I did in that secret forum one that no one else participated in?

I cba buying a pumpkin again and then having to make loads of pumpkin based foods for a week because I hate wasting food.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#27
Quote by Hydra150
rest assured, there were some absolute disasters too

It's not the winning that's important, it's the satisfaction you get from hacking away at a pumpkin

But this is one of those things where I'm going to mess up the pumpkin and then get really, really upset with myself.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.



Quote by matt bickerton
Doesn't at all surprise me why so many people here tend to think you're a douche
#28
I know I've mentioned it before, but I've carved the logo for Avenged Sevenfold, Rise Against, The Monarch (from The Venture Bros.), and Bacardi on a pumpkin in past times.

Rise Against actually even shared my pumpkin photo on their Facebook page. Knowing that is one of my great pleasures in life.

Except back then I didn't know I could be getting a darn t-shirt out of it.

Don't feel like carving one this year tbh.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Oct 18, 2016,
#29
Quote by theogonia777
inb4 frankowillo enters and plagiarizes someone else's pumpkin
What a pervert.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#30
Quote by theguitarist
can i re-enter the one I did in that secret forum one that no one else participated in?

I cba buying a pumpkin again and then having to make loads of pumpkin based foods for a week because I hate wasting food.
eeeh fine but just cuz it's you <3

and you don't get to win with it
not having another cheating drama on my hands


Quote by ali.guitarkid7
But this is one of those things where I'm going to mess up the pumpkin and then get really, really upset with myself.


If it helps, this entry came 3rd last time




Quote by Joshua Garcia

Don't feel like carving one this year tbh.

pls joshy

we need some light in this dark times
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
Quote by Hydra150
eeeh fine but just cuz it's you <3

and you don't get to win with it
not having another cheating drama on my hands


If it helps, this entry came 3rd last time





pls joshy

we need some light in this dark times


Did pavlickk make that one?
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#32
yeah he karate chopped it
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#33
Quote by chrismendiola
What the fuck is this



Additionally, what the fuck is this
wait what am i quoted for
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#34
sashki get your ass in here

Quote by Trowzaa
wait what am i quoted for
just because typing his full username is such a 2013 thing
before 'gpg' was coined
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
Saw this linked on the front page, great to see you guys are still running this!
I haven't totally disappeared
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#37
Quote by Vauxite
Saw this linked on the front page, great to see you guys are still running this!
I haven't totally disappeared
glad to hear it

was looking through the old threads before making this and thought I'd have to track you down
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#39
Quote by slapsymcdougal
What a pervert.


Well obviously he had to load his teenie weenie into the pumpkin since everyone knows that you can't load somebody else's MIDI files into a pumpkin.
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