#4
Never underestimate the musical power of silverware
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k.lainad Im going to use twine, tie a broom handle to a pizza, put guitar string on it, and make love to your mom with a pizztar

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!



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#5
Hey OP let's spoon

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

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But our Band is Listana
#11
The sad thing is everyone thinks this guy wanted to play music on kitchen utensils when in reality his parents just couldn't afford to but him a guitar.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

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#13
He's really good at that, and I'm not sure if this is supposed to be funny.

But if I had some kind of heart/lung condition, I would almost definitely be dead or at the hospital right now.
#14
Of course he's barefoot
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~