#3
penis tickler
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#5
One of those young preachers that are marketed as 'cool and hip for kids to connect to' but in reality are just creeps with puka necklaces and jesus tats. Like that asshole that loved christian metal on King of the Hill.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#6
guitar center / guitar shop tech?
i see your gear pics on IG all the time, you must know your stuff

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


https://soundcloud.com/95dank

#7
Quote by k.lainad
guitar center / guitar tech?
i see your gear pics on IG all the time, you must know your stuff



IIRC he already worked at a store and I dont think guitard denter is an upgrade.


Cool Jesus preacher tho? Totes an upgrade.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#8
Ship builder
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I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#11
DQcrewmember?
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#12
Quote by ultimate-slash
Fluffer?


You mean pillows right?


The other one is a sin
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#13
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You mean pillows right?


The other one is a sin

It's not a sin if you don't finish them off
I'll sing you a story of a duck
A duck whose name is Alfred Kwak
#14
Quote by ultimate-slash
It's not a sin if you don't finish them off


Im pretty sure entertaining a single split second thought of it will send you to hell forever.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#15
Cock sniffer?

Scrotum cleaner?

Maybe you inquired about a job at your local sperm bank as a semen collector giving clients hand jobs and catching their wad in a cup?
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#17
Maybe he's going to be a stunt codpiece for GoT season 7.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#18
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DQcrewmember?


RIP

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by by Zaphikh
The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


https://soundcloud.com/95dank

#20
Prosthetic leg?
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#25
Well what is it?

Cock sniffer?

Scrotum cleaner or Semen collector?

Inquiring minds want to know!
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#26
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DQcrewmember?


Please let it be this.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#28
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Dubstep producer, obviously.
i recently started making backing tracks for the church band so yh kinda but
Quote by k.lainad
guitar center / guitar shop tech?
i see your gear pics on IG all the time, you must know your stuff
yh i guess that is the closest. there is a gc about 45 mins-an hour from me but that is too much a drive. i asked about the music dept of a pawn shop. the owner does not have someone dedicated/with experience to be there so the music dept (which is pretty big for a pawn shop) entrance is always locked. so i would be doing pretty much what i did last time.
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DQcrewmember?
Last edited by Will Lane at Oct 21, 2016,
#30
Quote by JustRooster
I was a guitar tech for 2 years. Never again.
my favorite bit of the "tech work" i did at the music store was when someone brought in a complete pile of garbage and asked me "can you fix this up and make it playable again for my grandson/daughter"

no because if i try moving any of the machine heads to tune it the bridge will break off the body

edit: i'm sorry that was mean
Last edited by Will Lane at Oct 21, 2016,