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#1
Whether it be gay lesbian or straight depending on the opposite of your sexuality is.


I would go for Randy Orton.
#2
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 
#5

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


https://soundcloud.com/95dank

#6
Gordon Ramsay.

He can certainly cook, he's not bad looking, and he seems to have a good personality to boot (no, not the one he plays up on Hell's Kitchen etc.)
#7
My Spanish dentist
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#10
The concept of human potential
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#12
Jeez out of all the choices you would go with Randy Orton?


I honestly dont know who I would turn for. I would have to think about it.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#13
I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#14
I never picked a side
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#15
I'd turn for Theo
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I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#17
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I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away

You aren't really walking away though, you'd be going towards the way you were facing before
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#18
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Roger was a handsome looking bastard.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#19
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Seconded.


blode seal of approval

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by by Zaphikh
The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


https://soundcloud.com/95dank

#20
"turning" is probably the wrong word for me but I let people know that I love Ewan McGregor and I totally would
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#21
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You aren't really walking away though, you'd be going towards the way you were facing before
Exactly. He would effectively not have turned.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#23
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Is "turning" a real thing, or is it just something closeted bisexuals say? I don't mean to sound judgemental, just curious.
It is if you're turning Japanese. I mean if you really think you are.


It's also apparently genuine old-school spy-talk, as in to 'turn' an enemy agent.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#24
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Exactly. He would effectively not have turned.

Whoops
My mistake
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#26
Quote by Pastafarian96
I don't have a uniform sexual preference
I prefer casual wear
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#27
If I was already aware of someone that would change my biologically correct by millions of years of evolution sexual preference I would already be gay. What kind of thread is this? Is it funny to you to pretend to want to suck the dick of a celebrity? At least 1/4th of the employees at the warehouse I work at are gay. What's going on here? Don't give up and start sucking dicks because you can't get laid.
#28
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If I was already aware of someone that would change my biologically correct by millions of years of evolution sexual preference I would already be gay. What kind of thread is this? Is it funny to you to pretend to want to suck the dick of a celebrity? At least 1/4th of the employees at the warehouse I work at are gay. What's going on here? Don't give up and start sucking dicks because you can't get laid.
^this guy's definitely at least a little gay and very unhappy about it

join us, dork
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#30
Wow peppers, way to cement your future as a basement dwelling fedora enthusiast.
Today I introduced myself
to my own feelings
#31
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I'd turn for Theo


I did not know you were gay. Hmm.

Unless you mean the kid from the Cosby show. That would be weird.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#33
Quote by theogonia777
I did not know you were gay. Hmm.

Unless you mean the kid from the Cosby show. That would be weird.


To be fair you do seem attractive.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#34
Quote by Guitar0player
To be fair you do seem attractive.


So now I'm turning you onto girls as well?
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#35
I never said I am NOT attracted to girls. I am attracted to anything that I find appealing. Men, women, anything in between.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
Last edited by Guitar0player at Oct 22, 2016,
#36
You know who.

<----

Don't say you wouldn't.


o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#37
tosin is a beautiful man tbf
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 
#38
I dunno, Michelle Rodriguez? Because a few years ago this random person who looked sort of like her was looking at me for awhile and then smooched at me, and I was thinking "wow really? at me? that's so awesome! but I'm a girl too, really? wow okay!"
#39
Quote by reecedouglas1
Whether it be gay lesbian or straight depending on the opposite of your sexuality is.


I would go for Randy Orton.


When I saw the thread title I was immediately thinking who I would turn "heel or face" for lol.
Last edited by Rebel Scum at Nov 11, 2016,
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