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#1
http://www.mobilenapps.com/articles/20421/20161020/new-zodiac-sign-nasa-ophiuchus.htm

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 to Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 to Jan. 20
Capricorn: Jan. 20 to Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 to March 11
Pisces: March 11 to April 18
Aries: April 18 to May 13
Taurus: May 13 to June 21
Gemini: June 21 to July 20
Cancer: July 20 to Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 to Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 to Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 to Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 to Nov. 29

I used to be a Libra, now I'm a Virgo ew.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#2
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Oct 22, 2016,
#3
Ew fuck Capricorn

Astrology is bullshit anyway lol
A poem.
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#6
This isn't new. It's old as shit. But I'd be Gemini.
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#7
Quote by ErikLensherr
http://www.mobilenapps.com/articles/20421/20161020/new-zodiac-sign-nasa-ophiuchus.htm

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 to Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 to Jan. 20
Capricorn: Jan. 20 to Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 to March 11
Pisces: March 11 to April 18
Aries: April 18 to May 13
Taurus: May 13 to June 21
Gemini: June 21 to July 20
Cancer: July 20 to Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 to Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 to Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 to Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 to Nov. 29

I used to be a Libra, now I'm a Virgo ew.


WTF?? What universe is this?? Me too
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#8
This isn't true but mine didn't change

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#9
Yo fuck that.
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#10
yeah like i'm gonna be a libra now
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“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#13
Whew, still a Leo barely. Aug 10th is my bday.
That was close, I'd have to give myself cancer if I became a Cancer
#15
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WTF?? What universe is this?? Me too
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why are we changing this? Libra now a Virgo.


the 3 amigos hmu
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#16
I'll stick with my Scorpio
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#19
leo? i always thought i was virgo lol
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#20
Taurus -> Aries
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#21
once a taurus always a tauros

it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#22
http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/sagittarius/

Son of a bitch the new sign fits my personality a hell of a lot more than Aquarius ever did.

Strengths: Generous, idealistic, great sense of humor

Weaknesses: Promises more than can deliver, very impatient, will say anything no matter how undiplomatic

Sagittarius likes: Freedom, travel, philosophy, being outdoors

Sagittarius dislikes: Clingy people, being constrained, off-the-wall theories, details
#24
All I'm saying is, Scorpio might have falsely been attributed traits that new evidence says belongs to Libra.

Whatever zodiac sign you call us, we like to fuck.
#27
I'd go back to being a Leo. I used to be a Leo until my brithday got changed to Virgo (although I think it was always Virgo in America or something).
I have nothing important to say
#28
This is that whole thing with the "sideral signs" and "tropical signs" or some shit. They were never new or anything, they've both been existing since ever. If you read the horoscope and that astrology shit, your "tropical sign" never changed (since the sign is defined by the way the Earth rotates around the sun or some shit). The other "sideral sign" nobody gave a shit about until now (and it's defined by the actual constellations of stars that are behind the sun at each specific moment of the year)

But anyways, I'm a sideral Virgo and a tropical Libra, and I don't really care about any of them
Last edited by gonzaw at Oct 22, 2016,
#31
Libra Today

Even though you're definitely the most sociable of all creatures, you're just not in the mood to mingle right now. That's going to come as quite a shock to your loved ones, all of whom are used to prying you away from any party well after everyone else has said their goodbyes. It's okay. Think of this as your chance to rest, relax and rejuvenate -- and imagine how much more friendly you'll be after your timeout


Virgo Today

Once every month, for at least a day or so, we all have no choice but to reveal exactly what we're feeling. The universe absolutely insists on it, and won't allow it to be any other way. It's your turn now, so if you're feeling something, forget about fighting it. If you have a secret that you would like to remain a secret, the best thing you can do is distance yourself from anyone who might figure it out.



--

Analysis: Libra still seems more accurate factoring in an allowance for speculative error, but Virgo seems lame af. Maybe it takes a while for the stars to align in your being and reformulate your type? Will do light interim testings to see if I crossed over correctly.
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#32
where tf is erik? haven't seen him post anywhere in a long time.
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#35
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#36
cusp of aries and pisces
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#37
Supposedly used to be Sagittarius but am now supposedly Ophiuchus.

Astrology tho lol give me a break.
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#39
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#40
yeh my new virgo bruh, come back

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