#1
So, my friend recently had a bad break up and she wishes to get revenge on her ex boyfriend.

What are some good revenge ideas?
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#2
Forget him and move on. Imagine his face when he realizes
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#3
None.

There are no good revenge ideas.

Tell your friend to grow up.
Today I introduced myself
to my own feelings
#4
Growing up lmao
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#6
Kill him
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#7
Write and produce a Broadway musical about it.
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#8
Create a sitcom about it

Because that's never been done on TV before
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#9
Heat death

Imagine his face when the universe has diminished to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and therefore can no longer sustain processes that increase entropy (including computation[citation needed] and life). Heat death does not imply any particular absolute temperature; it only requires that temperature differences or other processes may no longer be exploited to perform work. In the language of physics, this is when the universe reaches thermodynamic equilibrium (maximum entropy).
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#13
Burn his house down and kill his family. Really lay down a marker.
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#14
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Forget him and move on. Imagine his face when he realizes
This is harsher than any low-level revenge you can give, long-term.
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So, my friend recently had a bad break up and she wishes to get revenge on her ex boyfriend.

What are some good revenge ideas?

murder
#18
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So, my friend recently had a bad break up and she wishes to get revenge on her ex boyfriend.

What are some good revenge ideas?


Rape his mother, slit her throat, and leave her disembodied head on his front doorstep with a "Trick or Treat" sign stapled to the top of it.

That, or you can egg his house.
#19
Did you ever consider that the breakup was her fault?
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#22
cement in the exhaust pipe

imagine his face when he realizes

that he's dying from carbon monoxide poisoning

dont do it

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