#2
no one fuckin cares

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Seriously. Also, why does that video have to be 16 minutes?

I also hate that man's guitar. And his car. And his hat.
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#6
I like how much trouble he has actually playing some of those troll riffs.


The man also has poor taste in stickers.
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#7
my list

riff #1: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

riff #2: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

riff #3: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

riff #4: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

riff #5: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

riff #6: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

riff #7: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

riff #8: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

riff #9: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

riff #10: something original that is not dated and dumb, played well, that helps you understand the gear you are playing, that actually attracts their attention in a good way and makes them appreciate that some guitarists are not just blues/classic rock/metal hacks

edit: also i watched only 9.5% of the video did he play any of the usual suspects (stairway, crazy train, ace o spades, iron man etc.?)
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#8
i've seen some of his videos before, the guys pretty knowledgeable but he's also an ass
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#9
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i've seen some of his videos before, the guys pretty knowledgeable but he's also an ass


Really? He seems kind of ditsy from what I have seen. Not quite as bad as groovydjs but up there.
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#10
he's builds his own guitars and shit and they look pretty good and they have some innovative features he's just a bit weird and isn't very professional with his videos and he comes across as a bit of douche
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he's builds his own guitars and shit and they look pretty good and they have some innovative features he's just a bit weird and isn't very professional with his videos and he comes across as a bit of douche


And touts opinions on things like tone woods etc... as facts and shits on other youtubers and gets into hilarious arguements in his comment sections


Just cause you build em doesnt mean youre all knowing IMO.
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#12
None of the usual suspects, but still douchey nonetheless.

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Also, this. Having come from the retail world and made it out, I can say for sure that shitty customers are the worst.
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Just cause you build em doesnt mean youre all knowing IMO.

No-one should need to be told this, but there are people like that indeed
#16
Imagine someone giving you a high five because you told them that you 'trolled' Guitar Center.

Exactly. You can't.
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#17
the intro bit was like the second coming of buster keaton
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#19
Me and my kid do that shit for fun, Kinda of a father son outing , But the morons at Guitar Center catch on after awhile, so you need to wait a few month between Trolling's, As GC has a pretty high employee turn over rate, Some of the old timers just smile knowingly though, Basically we walk in with a couple of First Acts, Although USA made Custom Shop models, like some kid at GC knows they had a Custom Shop so they give us the, What a loser look, and we pretend to be shopping for high end amps. Seems they never have a Matchless though, But we take the other highest priced amps they have for a test ride, Play like newbs for a few minutes and then get with the program, The looks on they're faces is priceless. its as if they're little brains overload and go into a sort of I really need to find a new job mode,
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I also hate that man's guitar. And his car. And his hat.
To be fair, I would feel how he felt at the intro if I owned such a pleb MB land boat like that. hmu chris

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To be fair, I would feel how he felt at the intro if I owned such a pleb MB land boat like that. hmu chris

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#22
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People give you shit about how much you love your car, but I think you talk about mine more often.
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I dunno what's more intense. My love for ///Ms or my hate for MBs.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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