#1
celebrate the joyous occasion itt

I got u smthn sweet

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
haps bday former half of sub-concious
o()o

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#7
HBD!

I bought us a keg of some world-class beer to kick off the party.
(German chicks not included sorry pal)

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k.lainad Im going to use twine, tie a broom handle to a pizza, put guitar string on it, and make love to your mom with a pizztar

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#8
Ta
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#9
hbd gpO ??
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#10
Happy birthday, I got you this fantastic post on UG which you can screenshot, print and hang on your wall or something.
I have nothing important to say
Last edited by JackSaints at Oct 26, 2016,
#12
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Orson more like whore's son
45 day ban no appeals
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
Orson more like moreson.
Cuz I can't get enough of u
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The act of playing the guitar isn't supposed to be entertaining.
#20
i love u orson hbd
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oh my bad I forgot you were a shitty clone of an already shitty user who contributes nothing but trash LOL my bad
#22
Happy birthday duder. Have a classic:


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