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#1
This thread is aimed at everyone, but of special interest is the grumpy old men.

As I have gotten older, I have noticed I have started to have a lot less tolerance of... Well, at this point, everything. The list is far too long for the every growing number of pet peeves, but I have just gotten a lot less patient with people as I have aged. I dont know what has changed or why it has changed, but I really just want to be left alone to do my own shit.

I dont feel like I need people up in my business 24/7.

I have noticed I have started to really get irritated with small talk. I hate it. I refuse to engage. I wish people took the hint.

I am turning into a grumpy old man.

My wife has noticed, but my small circle of friends havent. They said "You have always been a bit of a cunt/wanker" but have I really? I mean, I used to bend over backward and put other peoples happiness first. I was only deemed to be a cunt/wanker when I started putting myself first.

Now I only care about me, my wife, friends and family. Everyone else, their problems, life issues etc, are secondary.

Please, also, for the sake of my sanity. When you make tea, put the teabag in, followed by hot water, brew for 2 - 5 minutes. Decant into a suitable mug and then add milk and sugar to taste. Stop putting the teabag in milk. What kind of sociopath are you.

So, please tell me, as you have aged, matured, gotten older, what has started pissing you off.

Being a grumpy old man is a right of passage, according to the grumpiest of old men, my long deceased grandpa.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
Last edited by Guitardude19 at Oct 26, 2016,
#2
I don't like kids.
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#3
Please, also, for the sake of my sanity. When you make tea, put the teabag in, followed by hot water, brew for 2 - 5 minutes. Decant into a suitable mug and then add milk and sugar to taste. Stop putting the teabag in milk. What kind of sociopath are you.


You know, before I started doing this for my dad, he had a good opinion on tea. Now, he does this method himself after years of Pavlovian ingraining and I just have herbal teas meself. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) I am the worst kind of son.
o()o

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#4
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I don't like kids.
That's not grumpiness, that's just intelligence.
#5
I guess I'm some sort of Benjamin Button then. I used to be a grumpy old man but now I'm less cynical and, I hope at least, less of an asshole than a couple years ago.
#6
I have far less tolerance for stupidity than I used to. I used to ignore stupid people...now there's a 50/50 chance I eviscerate them on the spot.
#7
I'm not a grumpy old man but as I got older I learned to tolerate shitty people and let go of any grudges I have. It's no surprise shitty people are going to do shitty things, so it doesn't bother me a whole lot. I do get a little mad at people who don't know any better and can't help themselves.
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#8
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I have far less tolerance for stupidity than I used to. I used to ignore stupid people...now there's a 50/50 chance I eviscerate them on the spot.
so brutal. so dangerous.
#9
Honestly I've gone the opposite way. I found I was more angry and close minded when I was younger and as I get older I feel more tolerant with people. Everybody has their own things to deal with and I can't pretend I was always perfect and never made a mistake. My feelings aren't more important than another persons in the grand spectrum of things. It takes different strokes to move the world after all.
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#10
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I have just gotten a lot less patient with people as I have aged.
I really just want to be left alone to do my own shit.

I have noticed I have started to really get irritated with small talk.
I refuse to engage. I wish people took the hint.
I am turning into a grumpy old man.

My wife has noticed
I was only deemed to be a cunt/wanker when I started putting myself first.

Now I only care about me, my wife, friends and family. Everyone else, their problems, life issues etc, are secondary.

I remember you from way back. You were a cool dude, helped people, took help. So I will give you this one sincere bit of advice:

Listen to yourself. You are regressing. You are projecting your anger outwards, people are noticing, starting with those you actually care about.
The fault is not entirely yours, but it is your problem, and if you want to be happy, you must realise the problem is YOU.
Focus on the positive. Put others before yourself, if you care about them. DEFINE YOURSELF FROM WHAT YOU LOVE, NOT WHAT YOU HATE.
#11
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so brutal. so dangerous.
We know he's bluffing because he would have killed himself ages ago.


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#12
Dude I don't really have anything useful to add to this discussion but I'm completely with you on the tea bags thing. Only a fucking savage stews it in milk.
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Dude I don't really have anything useful to add to this discussion but I'm completely with you on the tea bags thing. Only a fucking savage stews it in milk.


adding anything to tea is for cucks and degenerates
It was my privilege
#15
you need less work and more play homie
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#19
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The fuck is a cuck


A yucky cock.
o()o

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#20
short for cuckold

in the fetish sense someone typically male who enjoys watching his or her partner have sex with another person
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#21
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short for cuckold

in the fetish sense someone typically male who enjoys watching his or her partner have sex with another person


Why must you ruin my joy.
o()o

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#22
STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION EPI
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You can't read very well can you

oh my bad I forgot you were a shitty clone of an already shitty user who contributes nothing but trash LOL my bad
#23
Im sorry but... first the sugar, then the milk, then the tea...from a real teapot.
#24
i think i've always been a pretty grumpy old man, but only the people i'm close to have the privilege of seeing me for who i really am
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#25
Ugh I hate interacting with grumpy people. But I doubt someone grumpy would want to interact with someone as cheerful as myself so perhaps it's for the best that I try to avoid people who are grumpy for no reason.
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#26
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Please, also, for the sake of my sanity. When you make tea, put the teabag in, followed by hot water, brew for 2 - 5 minutes. Decant into a suitable mug and then add milk and sugar to taste. Stop putting the teabag in milk. What kind of sociopath are you.


no you dumb fuck you dont add anything to tea you goddamn kid if you want hot flavored sugar water just stick a mug of kool aid in the microwave and kill yourself

FUCK

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#28
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Dude I don't really have anything useful to add to this discussion but I'm completely with you on the tea bags thing. Only a fucking savage stews it in milk.


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#29
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no you dumb fuck you dont add anything to tea you goddamn kid if you want hot flavored sugar water just stick a mug of kool aid in the microwave and kill yourself

FUCK


Kill myself? I wouldn't give you the satisfaction. I'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the depth nor the capacity to give pleasure.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#30
lmao look at this bitch tryna be Jimmy Carr over here

I bet that fucker puts milk in his tea too
#31
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Kill myself? I wouldn't give you the satisfaction. I'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the depth nor the capacity to give pleasure.


:c

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#33
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Men drink coffee. Women drink tea.
so

you gounna eviscerate yourself now?
#34
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Men drink coffee. Women drink tea.


Sir, the British are not women. Our women even look like men, therefore, tea is a very manly drink.

Coffee is an adequate beverage too and one should always drink it at any given opportunity.

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:c


I was only joking, you can give pleasure.You seem nice. Calling me a dumbfuck was rather accurate.

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lmao look at this bitch tryna be Jimmy Carr over here

I bet that fucker puts milk in his tea too


Sometimes you hear a good put down and you gotta use it.

Yes, I put milk in my tea. I put a splash of milk, but such a small amount I may as well not bother putting the milk in. Dark tea ftw.

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I remember you from way back. You were a cool dude, helped people, took help. So I will give you this one sincere bit of advice:

Listen to yourself. You are regressing. You are projecting your anger outwards, people are noticing, starting with those you actually care about.
The fault is not entirely yours, but it is your problem, and if you want to be happy, you must realise the problem is YOU.
Focus on the positive. Put others before yourself, if you care about them. DEFINE YOURSELF FROM WHAT YOU LOVE, NOT WHAT YOU HATE.


Vad! I hope you are well. I thank you for your advice and words, I think you might be right vis a vis the anger projection.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
Last edited by Guitardude19 at Oct 27, 2016,
#35
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Dude I don't really have anything useful to add to this discussion but I'm completely with you on the tea bags thing. Only a fucking savage stews it in milk.

Yeah, absolutely savage. It's practically like blowing up an orphanage.
#36
I wouldn't say I'm 'grumpy', I'm really pleasant to most people and it's very difficult for you to realise if you're bothering me (as I'll always pretend you aren't).

But that said, yeah as I get older I try to avoid people as much as I can. I'll give them the time of day should I need to and be as helpful as possible etc, but if I could get away with keeping my head down and not talking to any strangers ever, then I probably would.
#37
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Yeah, absolutely savage. It's practically like blowing up an orphanage.


If you'd mentioned blowing an orphan, you'd have attracted banjocal's attention
#38
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If you'd mentioned blowing an orphan, you'd have attracted banjocal's attention
How dare you paint me in such a positive light
#39
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How dare you paint me in such a positive light


Had you pegged as a humanist
#40
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Had you pegged as a humanist
Now I'm just offended

only a little
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