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#1
I need a way to make myself sick. Like, really sick ... DONT ASK Y ?!
(I know yall are gonna be like don't do that, you're gonna kill yourself, but i need that and i can take of my self ,, plzz help !!
#2
buy a skateboard
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#3
I've had a bit of a bug for the last few days so I can cough in your thread if you want
I have nothing important to say
#4
eat three to five packs of gummy bears in one day

in the same day, have food with a lot of encona hot sauce

finally, drink something extra carbonated. The cheaper the brand the better

I guarantee you that within 48 hours you will feel like you're about to burst, but it's nothing that does any lasting damage. Buy some wet wipes

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#6
angelhealthme
What kind of sick do you want to be?

Eat subway and then two hungry man TV dinners and you'll be as sick as you need to be. If that doesn't work, flush it down with some cheap fruit flavored vodka.
#7
why do you want to be sick?
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#8
Drink a bunch of Ipecac.

Eat prawns that are two days past use by date.

Run head first into a wall.

Watch an evangelical tv seminar.
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#9
Make out with a public lavatory.
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#10
melt some faces
ride a gnarly wave
do a double kickflip
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#11
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buy a skateboard

dammit
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#12
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I need a way to make myself sick. Like, really sick ... DONT ASK Y ?!
(I know yall are gonna be like don't do that, you're gonna kill yourself, but i need that and i can take of my self ,, plzz help !!
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#13
Lick a dumpster idk it might not work I accidentally brushed part of a bagel against a dumpster one time and I ate it anyway because I was hungry and I didn't get sick


I would also say hang out around people who have contagious illnesses but I've been doing that daily for the past 3 weeks and I'm still a-ok


If you are due for booster shots (not for the flu) then go do that and you might get a slight fever.
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#14
You can order the Zika virus online

How willing are you to ingest the blood of a rhesus monkey
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#16
Give yourself good poisoning. Eat something undercooked
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#17
just look at eastwinn's mom
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#18
I'll have seanlang's mom shoot you some nudes.
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#19
Go to a Chuck E' Cheese or whatever place like that you can find. Tons of little kids that sneeze, cough, wipe their snot all over stuff in that place.
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#22
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#23
RIP OP

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#25
Can you at least give us a little context as to why?

Not to be helpful, though. I just want to suggest some witty alternatives.
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#26
Does it need to be sick or does seriously injured also work?
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#28
Be me yesterday.


I genuinely was sick.
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#29
if you don't smoke, put two or three 21mg nicotine patches on you. you will likely not feel very well.

if you do smoke, switch to some of those shitty "clipper" brand cigarettes, that will make you sick.
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#30
eat ass
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#31
Start taking heroin and share needles.
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#32
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eat ass

he wants to become sick not a sick cunt
#33
use unsterilised sex toys.


I forgot to disinfect one once, just vaguely rinsed it off. Used it a month later and then the next day, got a prostate infection that lasted weeks.

I guess you could just roll yours around the bottom of a garbage bin and use it.


also, go to a sweaty show/club during cold season (like right now), rub up against everyone jumping about. likely cold next day. eating crap and avoiding healthy food and veg and vitamins to combat cold helps too.
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#34
I hear a concussion can make you pretty sick, so maybe run into a wall?
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#35
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use unsterilised sex toys.


I forgot to disinfect one once, just vaguely rinsed it off. Used it a month later and then the next day, got a prostate infection that lasted weeks.

I guess you could just roll yours around the bottom of a garbage bin and use it.



Careful with waving that blodestick around (⌐■ ͜ʖ■)
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#36
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Careful with waving that blodestick around (⌐■ ͜ʖ■)


what did he do?

edit: I feel like I am better off not knowing.
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#38
Take a shit, then break a beer bottle and smear the broken glass in it. Then cut yourself with it, the resulting infection should last you a while.
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